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  1. 06-09-2005, 05:50 AM #1
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    "Back Massager" on deals page

    yeah, right. back massager. suuuuuurre.

    it'll massage something allright.
    yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.
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  2. 06-09-2005, 05:52 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by blueindian
    yeah, right. back massager. suuuuuurre.

    it'll massage something allright.
    yeh, Amazon sells all sorts of "massagers" and "vibrators" through that supplier.
    *click me*
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  3. 06-09-2005, 07:02 AM #3
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    well calling it a back massager is the only way to put it on regular sites. otherwise it would be confined to porn sites.
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  4. 06-09-2005, 07:47 AM #4
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    Amazon does sell porn DVD and mags too. Someone posted a link in the Entertainment section. What was it called Lord of the G-strings? And Spider-Babe.
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  5. 06-09-2005, 08:53 AM #5
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    The personal massager provides you with a discreet quiet intimate massager and multiple speeds to pleasure any mood.
    Its a Back Massager .. Its only like 10$ with shipping.. order one for the Wife haha

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  6. 06-09-2005, 09:25 AM #6
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    For only 10 bucks, I think I'll have to get one! Ha ha ha!
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  7. 06-13-2005, 04:34 PM #7
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    I got the "Back Massager" for my Girlfriend today.. Very Fast Shipping from them.. And they Sent Two.. eventhough I ordered one.. One of them doesnt seem to want to work though.. maybe thats why? .. but im sure its fixable in a pinch.. haha.. Now she just needs to get home from her trip.. blah

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    Hmm, I think the funniest thing is that you can add this to your wedding registry. Nice.
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  9. 06-13-2005, 10:11 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcs328
    Amazon does sell porn DVD and mags too. Someone posted a link in the Entertainment section. What was it called Lord of the G-strings? And Spider-Babe.
    omg Spider-Babe, I saw that! Pretty good flick, was on Showtime at 4am.
    And closer...
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  10. 06-14-2005, 04:58 AM #10
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    Silver Bullet Egg Vibrator
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    Right, I know which golden triangle this is going into.

    And the product reviews really let the imagination run.
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  11. 06-14-2005, 05:00 AM #11
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    bah, you're better off getting a 'real' back massager. More power, better at the job. Better at back massaging too.
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  12. 06-14-2005, 05:52 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by LPMiller
    bah, you're better off getting a 'real' back massager. More power, better at the job. Better at back massaging too.
    never knew about that side of you.

    woooo hooooo!
    *click me*
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    Speaking of "real" back massagers...

    Rite-Aid I think it was, had a massage chair or overlay for $99 that had a moving shiatsu from your lower back up to your neck. And it massaged HARD! I've never felt like those things were worth it, but 100 minutes of use would pay it off (since professional service is $1 a minute).
    And closer...
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  14. 06-14-2005, 11:33 AM #14
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    For how small this "massager" is .. its rather powerful..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesifer
    For how small this "massager" is .. its rather powerful..
    You know this from experience?
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  16. 06-14-2005, 03:48 PM #16
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    Had to test it out to make sure it works before Girlfriend gets home.. I didnt USE it on anything.. Just had to feel how much it vibrated.. lol

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  17. 06-14-2005, 04:38 PM #17
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    It's just a back massager, people!!
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    so young. So so young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesifer
    I didnt USE it on anything..
    Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrre! Don't worry, your secret's safe with me!
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  20. 06-14-2005, 07:07 PM #20
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    I have no secrets. Just a girlfriend that needs to hurry up.

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  21. 06-15-2005, 04:21 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesifer
    I have no secrets. Just a girlfriend that needs to hurry up.
    What's the matter? You a little too quick for her.
    :monkey:
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  22. 06-15-2005, 08:35 AM #22
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    ha. maybe if she werent somewhere near Australia.

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