But I believe that the following song will result in about 86.4% of any given female date wanting to have sex with you. Unfortunately, it'll have to be the slow, passionate, romantic kind...but once you prove that you're good at that, you get the good stuff later.
The song: Staralfur by Sigur Ros (there's all kinds of accent marks in there that I don't know how to type in)
I think they're from Iceland. The song is not in English. If one of the 86.4% notices this and says, "What is she saying?" Your perfect, sweet-booty-generating response is, "Does it matter?"
If anyone knows where it can be found in full (legally, of course), feel free to post a link below. I'm not sure if my link will even work.