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    I'm no statistician...

    But I believe that the following song will result in about 86.4% of any given female date wanting to have sex with you. Unfortunately, it'll have to be the slow, passionate, romantic kind...but once you prove that you're good at that, you get the good stuff later.

    The song: Staralfur by Sigur Ros (there's all kinds of accent marks in there that I don't know how to type in)

    I think they're from Iceland. The song is not in English. If one of the 86.4% notices this and says, "What is she saying?" Your perfect, sweet-booty-generating response is, "Does it matter?"

    If anyone knows where it can be found in full (legally, of course), feel free to post a link below. I'm not sure if my link will even work.

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    Captain Grubbie's Avatar
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    I dunno man, her voice sounds weird. I would kinda be like umm wtf next song if this came up. I think my gf would feel the same way.

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    As a person who enjoys hearing foreign music (such as Bjork singing in Icelandic and Loreena McKennitt playing the harp and singing in Irish), I have to agree with Ialsohaveadream. It has to be melodic though, such as this.
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    hope i'm not bursting any bubbles here, but that's a male's voice. and yes they're from iceland. the lead singer also plays his guitar with a violin bow, which lends itself to all kinds of eerie and beautiful music.

    you can find their music at pretty much any music store. the song you posted is from this album

    (sigur ros fan here )
    "I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog

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    nope....didn't do it for me IAHAD. i must be in the 13.6%.

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