Beauty-School Beatdown

[Jenny]

(I know, I know, it's from FoxNews.com Scott sent me the link.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,159708,00.html

A stick-up man tried to rob a Louisiana beauty school — and ended up getting an extremely nasty makeover.

Cops say Jared Gipson, 24, entered Blalock's Beauty College (search) in Shreveport at noon Tuesday and announced a robbery.

"I thought it was someone just playing, but then I saw that big old gun," manager Dianne Mitchell told The Times of Shreveport. "He said, 'Get down, big mama.'"

The masked robber ordered the people in the room — 18 to 20 students and teachers — to lie on the floor, leading some to think they were going to be killed.

"You'll be the first to go," he allegedly growled to one crying woman.

After collecting everyone's money, the gunman pushed the school's sole male employee, Abram Bishop, toward the back of the room — but then turned and began to run out the door.

That's when Mitchell stuck out her leg. The robber tripped over it, dropped the gun and slammed into a wall.

Bishop immediately jumped on his back, forcing the stick-up man down to the floor.

"Get that sucker!" yelled Mitchell, and the dozen and a half women present grabbed whatever they could get their hands on — curling irons, chairs, a table leg — and piled on.

"They just whooped the hell out of him," said school owner Sharon Blalock.

Crying in pain, bleeding and having soiled his pants, the gunman tried to crawl away, but the angry women held on to his legs and kept hitting him until police arrived.

Gipson was charged with armed robbery and taken to LSU Hospital (search) in a neck brace, having suffered multiple lacerations. No one else was seriously hurt.

"He got what he deserved," said student Renae Collier.

Gipson's gun turned out to be unloaded.

"He walked into the wrong place at the wrong time," one police officer told KTBS-TV of Shreveport.

"You can tell any prospective students: Blalock's Beauty College has got your back," said Mitchell.

I thought that was awesome.

[InfiniteNothing]

Hell hath no furry...

[cadetevon]

Kick @$$!

But you know what...he'll 'prolly end up sueing for excessive force! LOL

[molecularfire]

Not surprised. I have some friends who went to beauty schools and seriously they are full of people who will smile at you to your face while they plot your death. I have way too much respect for them to ever think of robbing a beauty school... I'd sooner hold up a police station.

[cadetevon]

I'd sooner hold up a police station.

I know what you mean.

[cheapie]

most of the women i know that have gone to beauty school are...um...they have seen some hard times and likely know how to kick a$$.

[Burzhui]

damn he soiled himself... sweet

[gear02]

I guess they really did kick the sh*t out of him...

[Mommypooh]

Hahahaha

[Showtime]

"Crying in pain, bleeding and having soiled his pants"


-j

[guiseppewv]

damn he soiled himself... sweet

LMAO

Glad to see this punkn got his arse beat down!!! He probably will try to sue.

[gear02]

LMAO

Glad to see this punkn got his arse beat down!!! He probably will try to sue.

for a pair of depends?

[Gothic Girl]

I thought the funniest part was "Get that sucker!" LMAO

[Thesifer]

poor guy.. he just need a little money

[johnnymk]

Olivia Newton John - Beauty School Dropout Lyrics

Your story`s sad to tell,
A teenage ne`er-do-well
Most mixed-up non-delinquent on the block
Your future`s so unclear now,
What`s left of your career now?
Can`t even get a trade-in on your smock.
(Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya)
Beauty School Dropout,
No graduation day for you
Beauty School Dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well, at least you could have taken time
To wash and clean your clothes up
After spendin` all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up,
Baby, get movin`,
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you provin`?
You got the dream but not the drive!
If you go for your diploma
You could join a stenopool
Turn in your teasin` comb and go back to high school.
Beauty School Dropout,
Hangin` around the corner store, waitin' for a
Beauty School Beatdown,
It`s about time you knew the score.
Now they couldn`t teach you anything,
You think you`re such a looker,
But no customer would go to you
Unless she was a hooker.
Baby, don`t sweat it,
You`re not cut out to hold a job,
Better forget it.
Who wants their hair done by a slob?
Now your bangs are curled,
Your lashes twirled,
But still the world is cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school.

***Baby, you blew it,
You put my good advice to shame.
How could you do it?
Betcha Dear Abby`d say the same.
Guess there`s no way to get through to you,
No matter who may try.
Might as well go back to that malt shop in the sky.

[bachviet]

He shouldn't piss off women by taking their $$$. Women could lay some smackdown if they want to.

[oogeooge]

"You can tell any prospective students: Blalock's Beauty College has got your back," said Mitchell.

i love it!

[surfer]

Great story!

[ufcrusher]

They could have just waxed him....that would have REALLY taught him a lesson. Just imagine a freshly waxed inmate placed in with bubba. Bubba would love it! Absolutely love it, smooth as silk.

[ooBaKeep]

They could have just waxed him....that would have REALLY taught him a lesson. Just imagine a freshly waxed inmate placed in with bubba. Bubba would love it! Absolutely love it, smooth as silk.

No kidding, what a great idea.