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Thread: New Pizza Topping Stinks Unless You Like Cheerleader Droppings

  1. 06-16-2005, 02:19 PM #1
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    Post New Pizza Topping Stinks Unless You Like Cheerleader Droppings

    FYI - There are no pictures so it's safe for work and hopefully forum rule friendly...

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...st/pizza_prank
    Cheerleaders Disciplined for Feces Pizza

    1 hour, 5 minutes ago

    KELLER, Texas - Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.
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    Cheerleaders from rival Fossil Ridge High School had sent the pizza to the Keller squad on the last night of a four-day camp at the University of Texas at Arlington. Less than an hour later, some Keller cheerleaders took the pizza to the Fossil Ridge sponsor, claiming that Fossil Ridge cheerleaders had doctored the pizza with feces.

    After questioning, four Keller cheerleaders were sent home, cheerleaders and parents told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for a story in Thursday's editions.

    Federal laws bar officials from discussing the girls' discipline, but such an incident would be considered "serious misconduct," district spokesman Jason Meyer told the newspaper. He said punishment could include sending the girls to the district's disciplinary alternative high school and removing them from the team.

    The day after the pizza prank, other Keller cheerleaders apologized and read a letter to the Fossil Ridge squad.
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    What about pantsing the other team or hosing them down with cold water?
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  2. 06-16-2005, 02:28 PM #2
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    What the heck. I think we should do what they did in elementary if you mixed food or made it gross you had to eat it. That should stop this crap.
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  3. 06-16-2005, 02:31 PM #3
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    Like... EWWWWWWWW!!!!

    Gag me with a pepperoni... dude.


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  4. 06-16-2005, 02:32 PM #4
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    "stop this crap". And this will go on your Perminant Record!
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  5. 06-16-2005, 08:00 PM #5
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    There must be a mistake here. I didn't order this pizza.......WITH SAUSAGE!
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  6. 06-16-2005, 08:14 PM #6
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    Ha, gross. My friend lives there.
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  7. 06-16-2005, 09:25 PM #7
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    I'm with mcs, I'm all for pantsing cheerleaders
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  8. 06-16-2005, 09:27 PM #8
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  9. 06-17-2005, 05:29 AM #9
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    i don't have much good to say about cheerleaders as it is. this reaffirms it.
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  10. 06-17-2005, 10:42 AM #10
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    I don't get why the rival team sent them the pizza to begin with.
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    "why does my pizza have chunks of corn sprinkled on it???"
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  12. 06-17-2005, 11:39 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DankNstickY
    "why does my pizza have chunks of corn sprinkled on it???"
    Indian "maize" pizza maybe?


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  13. 06-17-2005, 05:00 PM #13
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    funny tasting sausage !?!?!?
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