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Thread: Must-Have Yuppie SUV Product - Spray-On Mud

  1. 06-22-2005, 07:26 AM #1
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    Must-Have Yuppie SUV Product - Spray-On Mud

    http://www.sprayonmud.com/

    Sprayonmud is a specially formulated spray-on product for anyone that wants to give friends, neighbours, colleagues or just anyone at all, the impression that they have been off-road or, at the very least, out in the country for the weekend.

    If you’ve got a 4X4 or off-roader, Sprayonmud will send a message to anyone who disapproves or is just plain envious – you use your off-roader, off the road as well as on it.

    Sprayonmud is NOT to be used to obscure number-plates or the lights on your vehicle. This, of course, is illegal and while it is not an endorsable offence, if your number plates cannot be read at a reasonable distance – or photographed by a speed camera – you could face a hefty fine.

    Sprayonmud comes in an easy-to-use plastic bottle which is just the right size for hiding in a green Wellington boot. Keep it in your garage, in the boot, or anywhere you like. Sprayonmud can be applied to your vehicle in seconds, but just be careful the neighbours don’t catch you using it! And remember, you’ve been visiting friends in the country!
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  2. 06-22-2005, 07:28 AM #2
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    pffft!
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    and america declines...
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  4. 06-22-2005, 08:57 AM #4
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    Actually... it appears to be a UK product.
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  5. 06-22-2005, 09:26 AM #5
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    You realize that this has nothing to do with SUVs, and everything to do with this:


    Quote Originally Posted by Itsme
    Sprayonmud is NOT to be used to obscure number-plates or the lights on your vehicle. This, of course, is illegal and while it is not an endorsable offence, if your number plates cannot be read at a reasonable distance – or photographed by a speed camera – you could face a hefty fine.
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    Need a bottle for my lowered Civic.
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  7. 06-22-2005, 10:55 AM #7
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  8. 06-22-2005, 01:46 PM #8
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    It's a thriving new business. Custom mud jobs. Don't tell anyone my secret ingredients: dirt & water.
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  9. 06-23-2005, 05:12 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chgoman
    It's a thriving new business. Custom mud jobs. Don't tell anyone my secret ingredients: dirt & water.
    Keep it under your hat!!! Geez, next thing you know, you'll be giving out the recipe for ice!
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  10. 06-23-2005, 07:20 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffbx
    Keep it under your hat!!! Geez, next thing you know, you'll be giving out the recipe for ice!
    I would, but I've never figured that one out
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    It's no worse than the "stick-on" bullet holes.

    Just come by my place.... I shoot a few holes in your car for you!
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  12. 06-23-2005, 12:47 PM #12
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    It would be fun to get a can of this and spray it on your neighbor's shiny new SUV in the middle of the night.
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  13. 06-23-2005, 01:11 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGreg
    It would be fun to get a can of this and spray it on your neighbor's shiny new SUV in the middle of the night.
    Hahaa, i think its funnier when u do it to someones Ferrari..
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  14. 06-28-2005, 05:42 PM #14
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    You 2 have the right idea. I would use it to eff with someone. I do like the idea for concealing your plates from cameras, though.
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