"For nearly seventy years now, the closing numbers of the NASDAQ have exactly matched Vin Dieselís daily cholesterol count. Yes, Vin Dieselís cholesterol has cracked 10,000. This doesnít prove a correlation, but analysts are very optimistic about Vin Dieselís recent consumption of a large plate of chili-cheese fries."
"Vin Diesel was once arrested and sent to prison. The next day, the prison was gone, and a note left at the scene read 'Nice jail, suckers!'"
" Mary had a little lamb. Vin Diesel ate them both"