So i was driving not doing anything bad to anyone, on a one way street. I then see a parking space, turn on my blinker and start merging closer to the right side, all of a sudden BAM!!!!!
Some mentally retarded, handicapped woman driver (i know i know, it's redundant :p) rear ends me! She was really all kinds of handicapped all crooked, had a specially equiped car, her hands were all inerted she couldn't speak, was all twitchy. I am not sure how she is allowed to drive in the first place. Well whatever it happened right in front of the cops too.
Police report is in my favor