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    The ultimate in ddoong chims!!! Awsome

    That dude got majorly butt raped by the bull's horn.
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    *wonders if that hurts..* .. Some Guys do stuff like that all the time ..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesifer
    *wonders if that hurts..* .. Some Guys do stuff like that all the time ..
    But, I think a hamster up the ass qualifies as a minor hurt when compared to getting gored up the ass. I guess the bull ripped him a new a**hole.

    Go figure ass doesn't get *** but ass+hole does.
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    I hope he can fly up in that picture and not landing down.

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    If you look, the calf's horns are squared-off somewhat. He'll have major bruising and probably won't walk without pain for weeks if he didn't get gored. That doesn't help much considering the power thrust upward, but it's better than getting gored by sharp pointy horns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevster
    If you look, the calf's horns are squared-off somewhat. He'll have major bruising and probably won't walk without pain for weeks if he didn't get gored. That doesn't help much considering the power thrust upward, but it's better than getting gored by sharp pointy horns.
    Heh... all that means is that the horn didn't go all the way through and pierce him from back to front...

    But still... havin' a 10+ inch horn shoved up your nether regions is bound to leave a lasting scar... but physically and emotionally.




    But... but... the bull... he never calls.


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    ouch....

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    that's just like Robert in the tv sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond

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    The appropriate caption would be:
    "I may be hamburger next week, but today, this guy is shish-kabob."

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