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    Hi Hi Goats, cows offered for Chelsea

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa....ap/index.html

    "Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding," he told the Standard in an interview published Friday during Clinton's recent visit to Kenya.

    Chepkurgor said his letter praised Clinton's leadership and commended his wife, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, for standing by her husband "like an African woman" in the face of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
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    She's gotten a lot better looking over the past few years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrObLy



    She's gotten a lot better looking over the past few years.
    Plastic surgery perhaps?
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    she's still fugly, esp her profile. but that of course doesn't mean she's not smart, talented, etc.
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    I wouldn't say she was ugly. There is certainly nothing wrong with her appearance.

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    i'd hit it... with a baseball bat... repeatedly!

    she is naaaaaasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrObLy



    She's gotten a lot better looking over the past few years.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevster
    Plastic surgery perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burzhui
    i'd hit it... with a baseball bat... repeatedly!

    she is naaaaaasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eSDeeLoco


    Sooooooooo wrong.

    She's lookin pretty decent in that picture. I would also hit it. Besides, I'm guessing that if she's got even a hint of Bill's libido, she'd never let me leave the house. That's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevster
    Plastic surgery perhaps?
    no, i think the shovel to the face did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    Nice pic. I never thought she was much to look at, but she does look much better now. Possibly a little snipsnip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Houdini
    Nice pic. I never thought she was much to look at, but she does look much better now. Possibly a little snipsnip?
    i think some rhinoplasty for sure, and maybe some chin alteration, colored contacts.
    the results are nice though.

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    I don't know, but chin impalnts seem to have a life of their own... aka Sally Jesse Raphael and Carol Burnett. She definitely looks a lot better. There is a slight resemblance to Monica Lewinsky, but maybe it's just me.
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    I don't know. If she had plastic surgery I'm sure we'd have all heard about it from a source much more credible than the Globe. Chicks at that age can sometimes grow into their looks. Many high end models were not nearly as good looking as when they were younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    I don't know. If she had plastic surgery I'm sure we'd have all heard about it from a source much more credible than the Globe. Chicks at that age can sometimes grow into their looks. Many high end models were not nearly as good looking as when they were younger.
    I know a chick that, once she hit about 22-23, got way hotter. Like you said, it was just growing into her looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    I know a chick that, once she hit about 22-23, got way hotter. Like you said, it was just growing into her looks.
    true, but i still think she went under the knife

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004880.html

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    It's a tough call on the nose, because it does look different. The rest just looks like she's growing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    It's a tough call on the nose, because it does look different. The rest just looks like she's growing up.
    well it's not like her people or the surgeons are going to verify it, but i can see
    all this, she "has straightened her hair, gotten rhinoplasty, changed her chin, and totally lost the gummy smile. She has also lightened her hair."
    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004880.html


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    I don't think she "changed her chin", any more than she lost a little baby fat. If she has gotten any surgery at all, it'd be on the nose. But even that I'm not positive on. The most important thing to note here is that I would, in fact, hit it. Then afterwords, me and Bill would go smoke some pot. Neither of us would inhale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    I don't think she "changed her chin", any more than she lost a little baby fat. If she has gotten any surgery at all, it'd be on the nose. But even that I'm not positive on. The most important thing to note here is that I would, in fact, hit it. Then afterwords, me and Bill would go smoke some pot. Neither of us would inhale.
    i thought it would be cigars that you'd smoke.

    also be sure to spill your seed on her dress so she has a souvenier.

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    Most of her face looks like she just lost some weight, straightened her hair, and learned to smile without revealing her gums. The nose has definitely had some work, though, I think. Your nose and ears are the two things on your body that simply never shrink. They always grow and continue to grow throughout your entire life.
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    I think the change in hair styles makes the biggest difference.

    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    also be sure to spill your seed on her dress so she has a souvenier.
    That's just standard operating procedure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    i thought it would be cigars that you'd smoke.

    also be sure to spill your seed on her dress so she has a souvenier.
    Cigars, pot...whatever Bill's got on hand.

    And I'll be sure to drop a map of Hawaii on there for Chelsea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    I think the change in hair styles makes the biggest difference.


    That's just standard operating procedure.
    She's also smiling differently. More... elegantly. I think the tabloid photo was photoshopped. Based on the other recent photos, I'm almost sure the tabloid was shopped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    She's also smiling differently. More... elegantly. I think the tabloid photo was photoshopped. Based on the other recent photos, I'm almost sure the tabloid was shopped.
    although they are notorious for doctoring photos i don't think they did this time.
    and trust me folks.. she's had work done on her teeth, possibly porcelain veneers.


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