It's true, and I'm sure its not the taco that was eaten a few hours ago.
Yesss, after all these years, Darth has recruited some forum member to be his new Sith apprentice. You see, the last Sith apprentice got melted down in an massive overclocking experiment gone terribly wrong in constructing the Deals Death Star reactor core! Ever since then dear Darth has been staying low and biding his time with his fury growing in magnitude as his beloved Eagles lose in one big game after another. Now, he and his new Sith apprentice will use their dark powers to help the Eagles finally win a Super Bowl. But who could be naive enough to be manipulated by the machinations of the Dark Side? Who indeed... *looks at member list*
It is time to reveal the Got|Apex? member that has turned to the dark side. After all these years and he/she/it was the chosen one with those midichlorians off the scale! Be forewarned, the time of the Got|Apex? Sith draws near again... http://www.triumphandagony.com/darthcool.html