San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

**Wabbitsd** · 04-16-2007, 11:38 AM

hmmm. reality shows...overheard in a Hollywood minature golf snack bar...a few ideas were tossed around like so many sandbags...

"Doin Time with the Stars?"
concept: a group of never-was has-been radio wish-they-weres get together for a month of hilarity and non-stop hijinks. Initially, they each think they were selected for this remote, no friends(connections)-allowed 30 day program because they were extrememly sexy. But the fun begins when they all have to guess each other's substance addiction!

"Shillin me Softly"
concept: a lame hanger-on with a morning radio program in the southwest returns refreshed from a month-long seminar hosted by an unnamed, but local radio executive with the initials TJ on how to "get the most" from radio station payola. The "star" tries to sell off the new kitchen cabinetry and appliances she recently received as a trade for her outstanding reading ability, and runs into a snag when the IRS asks her if she recorded the value of these items when her husband did her taxes. Hilarity ensues when the gal enlists the help of a notorious producer in "re-acquiring" items she has already sold to unsuspecting buyers who are startled to find their purchases are missing the day after their checks clear the banks. Wait til you see the mug shots from this escapade!

**Smitty** · 04-16-2007, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by YoungAmerican

I don't think it would be a reality show because they don't allow visitors. Anyway, what kind of reality show could Laura possibly be a part of??? Laura and reality just don't go together.

OH, I didn't hear but is Laura back today like she was suppose to have been??

Laura was not back today as previously mentioned. They did say on the show today that she will be out all week again. Jerry decided to extend his 2 day weekend into a 3 day weekend by calling in sick. This on the eve of yet ANOTHER 1 week vacation next week for the showgram where inevitably Jerry will be taking Friday off to start his vacation a day earlier than the rest of the showgram just because he can and 9 days off in a row isn't enough.

**Whiskers** · 04-16-2007, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Smitty

Laura was not back today as previously mentioned. They did say on the show today that she will be out all week again. Jerry decided to extend his 2 day weekend into a 3 day weekend by calling in sick. This on the eve of yet ANOTHER 1 week vacation next week for the showgram where inevitably Jerry will be taking Friday off to start his vacation a day earlier than the rest of the showgram just because he can and 9 days off in a row isn't enough.

Well....Jerry was defiitely in town. He and Pam were at the Art Alive gala Friday nite and she was by herself at another Art Alive gala for the museum on Saturday nite.

**Whiskers** · 04-16-2007, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by ordinarygirl

Long-time lurker here posting for the first time...please be gentle. I was thinking that maybe laura has been in treatment for an eating-disorder or something. She keeps talking about gaining weight and learning to like herself. what do you think?

Eating disorder...??? get real....she's an alcoholic and AAA didn't work for her because she doesn't have backbone.

**listener13** · 04-16-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Wabbitsd

hmmm. reality shows...overheard in a Hollywood minature golf snack bar...a few ideas were tossed around like so many sandbags...

"Doin Time with the Stars?"
concept: a group of never-was has-been radio wish-they-weres get together for a month of hilarity and non-stop hijinks. Initially, they each think they were selected for this remote, no friends(connections)-allowed 30 day program because they were extrememly sexy. But the fun begins when they all have to guess each other's substance addiction!

"Shillin me Softly"
concept: a lame hanger-on with a morning radio program in the southwest returns refreshed from a month-long seminar hosted by an unnamed, but local radio executive with the initials TJ on how to "get the most" from radio station payola. The "star" tries to sell off the new kitchen cabinetry and appliances she recently received as a trade for her outstanding reading ability, and runs into a snag when the IRS asks her if she recorded the value of these items when her husband did her taxes. Hilarity ensues when the gal enlists the help of a notorious producer in "re-acquiring" items she has already sold to unsuspecting buyers who are startled to find their purchases are missing the day after their checks clear the banks. Wait til you see the mug shots from this escapade!

OMG! Sooooo funny! YOU should write for the show - at least it would be funny!

**listener13** · 04-16-2007, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Smitty

Laura was not back today as previously mentioned. They did say on the show today that she will be out all week again. Jerry decided to extend his 2 day weekend into a 3 day weekend by calling in sick. This on the eve of yet ANOTHER 1 week vacation next week for the showgram where inevitably Jerry will be taking Friday off to start his vacation a day earlier than the rest of the showgram just because he can and 9 days off in a row isn't enough.

According to Tommy's Pulitzer Prize winning blog (April 15, 4:30 pm), Laura won't be back for another month. Her bad - she's going to miss out on three weeks of vacation time! Hopefully she now has internet access - perhaps she can catch up on New Reader's drivel.

**Whiskers** · 04-16-2007, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by listener13

According to Tommy's Pulitzer Prize winning blog (April 15, 4:30 pm), Laura won't be back for another month. Her bad - she's going to miss out on three weeks of vacation time! Hopefully she now has internet access - perhaps she can catch up on New Reader's drivel.

If she is in rehab which is 99.9% correct....she has no access to the internet and limited access to the outside world.

**LisaP** · 04-16-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by listener13

Lisa: What's the other board? Some of us may want to lurk around there a bit.

If anything, we can tell New Reader where to go....

I am pretty sure that you all would find it BORING. It is just a local board that local "former brides now moms" have. There was just one random post asking about Laura. Believe me, there is much more substance on this site.

Sounding more and more like rehab as most have said. I know someone that recently came out of not one but two rehabs. Have never really asked about the details of the stay, but was told that they took weekly "field trips" to Beverly Hills.

**listener13** · 04-16-2007, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Whiskers

If she is in rehab which is 99.9% correct....she has no access to the internet and limited access to the outside world.

I think that Laura is back home, but she needs another month of "recovery".

We love Delana! We love Delana!

LBM
NRBM

**Wabbitsd** · 04-17-2007, 06:10 AM

It's interesting to me that "rehab" has become the latest bandaid apology for bad behavior...and a sort of "reward" and quick fix antidote. If you have the $$ you can make it quite a pleasant experience to indulge yourself in various substances. And it's never your fault! Reading Tommy's latest blog entries, and his mention of things like yoga, etc. I think perhaps Deepak Chopra may be involved.

Laura's stint sounds like it could involve the folks with Tom Cruise...they're known for adding on "seminars" to keep your $$ coming in. They probably sold her on the idea by telling her she could meet Tom or something.

**krak70** · 04-17-2007, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by Whiskers

If she is in rehab which is 99.9% correct...

Didn't she disappear right after Charlie took the header into the pole? I can't remember the details of her story, but maybe she was messed up at the playground and wasn't watching him and freaked out because he almost killed himself while she was drunk/coked out, so she decided she needed to turn her life around or her kids weren't going to make it.

No matter what happened, if she is getting better, good for her and I hope she is successful.

**listener13** · 04-17-2007, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Wabbitsd

Laura's stint sounds like it could involve the folks with Tom Cruise...they're known for adding on "seminars" to keep your $$ coming in. They probably sold her on the idea by telling her she could meet Tom or something.

OOOOOh, that sounds like an interesting observation - it takes several weeks to go through the Scientology "cleansing" process - you may be right........

Oh, I can hear the commercials now - "Hi, I'm Laura Cain, and I'm here to tell you about Scientology - be like me, join the fold, and get your autographed 8x10 glossy of Tom Cruise - remember to bring your checkbook"

**YoungAmerican** · 04-18-2007, 10:54 AM

Ok, so I listened for just a couple minutes this morning while they were playing some dumb guessing game and what do I hear? That Jeff is replacing 5, count them 5 toilets in his house. He apparently is changing the 5 after he already changed one in the powder room downstairs. 6 friggin' bathrooms??? Does he live in the Taj Mahal???

**Smitty** · 04-18-2007, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by YoungAmerican

Ok, so I listened for just a couple minutes this morning while they were playing some dumb guessing game and what do I hear? That Jeff is replacing 5, count them 5 toilets in his house. He apparently is changing the 5 after he already changed one in the powder room downstairs. 6 friggin' bathrooms??? Does he live in the Taj Mahal???

Close. He lives in a 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom, 7 year old 4,600 sq/ft home in Solana Beach, which he paid almost $2.5 million for. I was actually surprised when he said he only had a 2 car garage. It also sounds like he had A LOT of work done to the house with add-ons, electrical wiring, etc b/c he felt the 7 year old home needed a lot of work. I also found it funny when he and his wife mentioned on the air that they should get Murray Lampert Construction over to build a snoring room. Can't they use an exising room for that? I'm sure there are a lot of bonus rooms in that house that they could convert. As a worst case scenario, Jeff could sleep in the brand new RV if he snores that bad.

**YoungAmerican** · 04-18-2007, 02:31 PM

Just curious, how long ago did Jeff buy this house?

I think I have too much time on my hands. I was looking around on zillow and found this as possibly being Jeff's new house. What do you all think? Seems to fit what we know about it except I don't remember when he bought it. This one says 8/06. It sold for 2,337,500, was built in 1999 (making it 7 years old) has 5 bd/ 5.5 baths (5 and a powder room downstairs.) It looks like it has a spa up on a deck (hasn't he talked about the spa he bought before too?) Also on the "east" view looks like there might be a playhouse on the side yard. What do you all think? (besides I have too much time on my hands)

http://www.zillow.com/search/Search....O%3C%2FSPAN%3E

**Wabbitsd** · 04-18-2007, 02:41 PM

They bought the house in the last year, year and a half or so...someone here found about the time Jeff and Nina sold their old house, so it must have been right after that.

The other thing that cracked me up...Jeff talked about buying cabinet knobs from someone off Craigslist...you pay 2.5 mil, and then go scrounging for cabinet knobs?

**YoungAmerican** · 04-18-2007, 04:06 PM

I'm having way too much fun with this.
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16994528

Laura's house , the one with the lap pool

**jjgumba** · 04-18-2007, 04:07 PM

Her diary said charlie ran into the flag pole at school, but I agree that something happened kid related that she wasn't coherent enough to take care of them and I think her husband put his foot down. I wonder if he gave up flying due to his lack of trust in her mothering abilities...?

I think she decided to extend her visit at rehab for good measure--if that's the case, probably a smart choice. The more time she has the better.....

I noticed they have in introduction blurb about Delana, I wonder if they are grooming her to take Laura's spot...?

**listener13** · 04-18-2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by jjgumba

I noticed they have in introduction blurb about Delana, I wonder if they are grooming her to take Laura's spot...?

From your mouth to God's ears........

**listener13** · 04-18-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by YoungAmerican

I'm having way too much fun with this.
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16994528

Laura's house , the one with the lap pool

That can't be the Cain house - Zillow has it up in value - that couldn't happen with a Cain house. If anything, it would lose value.

But, maybe they're calculating the value since she's been in rehab??????

**listener13** · 04-18-2007, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by YoungAmerican

Just curious, how long ago did Jeff buy this house?

I think I have too much time on my hands. I was looking around on zillow and found this as possibly being Jeff's new house. What do you all think? Seems to fit what we know about it except I don't remember when he bought it. This one says 8/06. It sold for 2,337,500, was built in 1999 (making it 7 years old) has 5 bd/ 5.5 baths (5 and a powder room downstairs.) It looks like it has a spa up on a deck (hasn't he talked about the spa he bought before too?) Also on the "east" view looks like there might be a playhouse on the side yard. What do you all think? (besides I have too much time on my hands)

http://www.zillow.com/search/Search....O%3C%2FSPAN%3E

See, now Zillow has this house DOWN $30K in value - that sounds about right.

**Makena** · 04-18-2007, 05:07 PM

Please be gentle, I'm new here

. Laura bugs me too, but her current home is on Stone Ct (go figure), San Diego 92115. If you want your voices to be heard, e-mail the General Manager at ClearChannel, Bob Bolinger [email protected]

**bricheese** · 04-18-2007, 10:00 PM

You guys are all assuming laura is in reheb. my friend saw her about 2 months ago and said her stomach was huge and she was absoletely pregnant. maybe she is taking some time off because of that?

**krak70** · 04-19-2007, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by bricheese

You guys are all assuming laura is in reheb. my friend saw her about 2 months ago and said her stomach was huge and she was absoletely pregnant. maybe she is taking some time off because of that?

Wasn't she still doing her $73+ outfit of the week 2 months ago? From what I remember, she still looked pretty thin in those pics. I don't see any of the old outfits on their web site so I can't be sure when it was. Also, the last time she was prego they talked about it non-stop (at least they talked about the effects of the pregnancy on her chest non-stop)...can't imagine it would be that big of a secret this time, plus she wouldn't lose privilege to all communication if she was having a baby.

**jjgumba** · 04-19-2007, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by bricheese

You guys are all assuming laura is in reheb. my friend saw her about 2 months ago and said her stomach was huge and she was absoletely pregnant. maybe she is taking some time off because of that?

Whoever your friend saw, I'm certain it wasn't Laura...check out her diary on line, she acknowlegdes that she is locked up somewhere (not jail).

**New Reader** · 04-19-2007, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Smitty

Close. He lives in a 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom, 7 year old 4,600 sq/ft home in Solana Beach, which he paid almost $2.5 million for. I was actually surprised when he said he only had a 2 car garage. It also sounds like he had A LOT of work done to the house with add-ons, electrical wiring, etc b/c he felt the 7 year old home needed a lot of work. I also found it funny when he and his wife mentioned on the air that they should get Murray Lampert Construction over to build a snoring room. Can't they use an exising room for that? I'm sure there are a lot of bonus rooms in that house that they could convert. As a worst case scenario, Jeff could sleep in the brand new RV if he snores that bad.

Can we just say..........STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Smitty** · 04-19-2007, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by New Reader

Can we just say..........STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I was a stalker I would have known the size of his garage by seeing his house. I have not seen his house. Ever heard of public records new reader?

**Smitty** · 04-19-2007, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by YoungAmerican

I'm having way too much fun with this.
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16994528

Laura's house , the one with the lap pool

That is not Laura's house. This is Laura's house. http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16996200

Notice the new black fence she put up around the pool that she talked about right after she bought the home.

**listener13** · 04-19-2007, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Smitty

That is not Laura's house. This is Laura's house. http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16996200

Notice the new black fence she put up around the pool that she talked about right after she bought the home.

Great, thank you for providing her address so that we can send her a "get well" card (do they have get well cards for mental illnesses?)

Hey New Reader - did you pick up that card for us yet at Hallmark?