Explains the weight gain. Since she doesn't exercise and seems to eat just about anything she wants we're now going to be hearing her complain about the weight all the time. Well, at least she won't sound nasily on the air anymore. That is if she doesn't relapse.Originally Posted by krak70
From a reliable source...Laura is in rehab to kick the nose candy.
Good luck Laura and good for you!
I'm still baffled by the neighbor kid going to see her with her son.... I just can't picture this conversation:
"Mom, is it ok if I go with Charlie to go see his Mom in rehab for nose candy? We are going to go to Disneyland, too."
Well ok, Honey, I guess so. Just make sure to take this as a lesson to stay off the stuff when you get to be oh, 13 or 14, ok? And no buying any candy from any of the other 'patients.'"
So when she comes back and explains it all to everyone she is going to say she was addicted to cocaine and that is why they never had any money?From a reliable source...Laura is in rehab to kick the nose candy.
Good luck Laura and good for you!
Doubt it - we'll get some sugar-coated excuse for her powder-covered nose issue.
Unless they start "advertising" for rehab clinics [ala Bardon Cabinets].
I happened to be channel surfing this morning and heard Jeff and Jer talking about Jeff's new tatoo he got while he was honeymooning in Australia. I have to admit, I actually listened for around 15 minutes or so and they got me to laughing outloud. Wow, I haven't done that while listening to them in a very long time! It felt like I was listening to the Jeff and Jer of old. Too funny. Check out his nasty tatt on the Star website. They still have it in them, too bad that don't share it more often.
So anyone else think it strange how Laura talks so much about her kids, her friend Carrie, and how she gushes about being so close toTommy yet says absolutely nothing about her husband Dave????
She never mentions Dave. And she is somewhere where it is warm, near the beach and a Target. And she calls her ordeal "grizzly". I thought Tommy mentioned once he flew up north to visit her and I am trying to think where up north would it be warm enough and the beach. Any thoughts on this?
That's how most women with children are. They only talk about their kids and never mention the husband.
I heard the thing about the tattoo as well.I happened to be channel surfing this morning and heard Jeff and Jer talking about Jeff's new tatoo he got while he was honeymooning in Australia. I have to admit, I actually listened for around 15 minutes or so and they got me to laughing outloud. Wow, I haven't done that while listening to them in a very long time! It felt like I was listening to the Jeff and Jer of old. Too funny. Check out his nasty tatt on the Star website. They still have it in them, too bad that don't share it more often.
They were going on and on about the worst thing he ever did and how he would talk about it at 7:00. So I tuned in at 7:25 to make sure that I didn't miss it. And of course they were just starting to talk about it.
Could it be this place http://www.capobeachdrugrehab.com/ and Tommy just wanted an excuse to hop on a plane? Do we know if Tommy really flew there from San Diego or perhaps from somewhere else? They have programs well suited for Laura and the first two phases take 60 days to complete http://www.capobeachdrugrehab.com/program.html. Also, this would explain how one could fly there and drive there from here.
I think she's in Scientology rehab and Tom Cruise flew him up there.
Who the hell gets a tattoo like that? Seriously! A tattoo of the state of Ohio? I'm from Brooklyn - I don't have a tat of the Statue of Liberty on my ass.
I think Dave might be history, or at a minimum carrying out a huge ultimatum.
In the beginning she was in OR, Tommy said as much. I think she's likely moved on to a different facility that's closer, like OC, otherwise that neighbor kid wouldn't have tagged along for the first visit...maybe she's doing outpatient and staying with her mom up north......
I can just hear her reading the ad now...
"Crystal Meth or Cocaine got you in a tizzy? Trying to make a living at a job for 3 hours a day (if you count all the breaks and showing up late and leaving early) but just can't quite hack the daily grind? Try capobeachresort. There's a program to fit your lifestyle, your need for rubbing elbows with celebrities, and there's a monthly drawing to be featured on 'Intervention', a reality show that follows addicts through their attempts at rehab.
Mention my name, Laura Cain, for your 20% discount, or two weeks free if you just can't hack getting back to normal life. Or better yet, bring your spouse...a friend, there are special rewards if you bring your DEALER! Well, I gotta get back to being waited on like a queen...and afternoon therapy is in a couple of hours, can't wait to talk about me me me me me!!
See you soon!"
On a serious note, about Dave...her addiction could be a real liability in his new worklife...he's in the defense industry, isn't he? That could be a real drag for him, if she has an addiction. Can you say "Trouble with Security Clearance?"
From Laura's diary about her future stripper daughter:
"Was it inappropriate of me to let Evan run around the beach in just her little girl bikini top and no bottoms? I tried to get her to put those things on, but she absolutely positively refused."
When my kids rode their bikes, they wore helmets. When they rode in the car, they wore their seat belts. People used to stop me and ask, how do you make your kids wear their helmets? I said they wear them or we don't ride! If they don't wear seatbelts, the car does not move! OMG, can not imagine Laura's kids when they get older!? "Gee, could not make charlie or evan get dressed and go to school, was it bad to let them stay home?" um, gee, Laura does not get Mother of the Year Award---AGAIN!
Couldn't agree with you more yourmama!!! That is a pet peeve with me. I hate it when whimpy parents say that their kids "won't" do something. My daughter use to let my grandaughter run around the house eating instead of sitting down in the highchair. She'd say "She won't stay in it" Sooooo, I told my daughter, if she doesn't sit, she doesn't eat. Needless to say, she is now a healthy 9 year old.
So if you check out the websiteJeff got a new do...so unless he got a new rug, that really is his own hair...
ugghh!!So if you check out the website
That looks like a REALLY BAD rug! The middle top of his head is a totally different color than the sides of his head! Does that happen to dark haired men when the turn 60? My husband is blond and its lighter on top and sandy colored on the side. They are just too weird, his tattoo made me throw up in my mouth it looks like a disgusting scabby mess. YUCK!
IF it's all his hair, the top still has Hair Club for Men on it...
I think he looks much better with the grey...That shocking black was wierd looking.
it's Hair Club for Men. They put a dead animal on top of your head, and weave (sew) it onto your head, so your own side hair must match the top hair (dead animal). That's what's going on with that.
HCFM isn't cheap, either. He must be getting the recycled hair. Good for him - doing what he can to save the environment (and all the little squirrlies and skunkies)
Someone needs to tell him that the George Clooney look ONLY works for George Clooney (man, does it ever work for him!)
Last edited by listener13; 05-13-2007 at 09:40 AM.
Here's a picture of Tommy's new walking buddy Deanna. Hmmm, no wonder he's walking all the time.
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.co...ticle_id=79147
Lisa, how long have you been working for the show.Here's a picture of Tommy's new walking buddy Deanna. Hmmm, no wonder he's walking all the time.
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.co...ticle_id=79147
So what is the story behind this picture? They get it off of some site and put it up as a joke?
I don't now, nor have I ever worked for the show. I am not sure what the story is behind the picture. I just found that while reading Tommy's blog.
Well at least we know now that this IS Jeff's house
See the little house on the EAST view? and then look at this from the jeff&jer page
Last edited by YoungAmerican; 05-14-2007 at 09:01 AM.
Your post sounded like a plug for the show because you copied it word for word from their site.I don't now, nor have I ever worked for the show. I am not sure what the story is behind the picture. I just found that while reading Tommy's blog.
They are lame so I don't listen so much, but they post pictures of things that are not true all the time so I have serious doubts that Tommy is walking with that chick.
I copied it out of laziness. I don't listen much at all anymore. There has to be NOTHING else on for me to turn to their station. I just check their site and this thread for the entertainment value.
I too doubt that Tommy is walking with that chick. If she is on the same path/trail with him, it has to be coincidental.
Where does she dance?
This thread really does reflect what's happening with Jeff & Jer and the "showgram" huh? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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