Oh and I forgot they are also featuring a picture of a chubby kid eating in front of an ice cream truck so I guess making fun of kids isn't off limits for them either.
Tabatha, you're right the people on the showgram are soooo great. I'm sure they are helping a lot of people by making fun of a fat kid (which is sad because it looks like another kid whose parents are taking care of them the way they should...hmmm kinda like some radio people I know).
Because I haven't posted enough in a row I will do one more. Again, the showgram is public and children can hear it and can access the website. When they had the picture of Kelly Clarkson supposedly looking fat and eating a hot dog I emailed Jeff and Jer and asked them to take it down because she looked fine and a lot of teenage girls look up to her. For them to call her fat and put that picture up there only reinforces thoughts in girl's heads that they need to be stick thin or they will not be pretty and be made fun of. Of course, I got no response and the picture stayed up. To me that was one of the more irresponsible things this "it's for the kids" showgram has done along with glamorizing Laura's drug habits and allowing Tommy and Jer to emphasize that boob size is all that matters when it comes to chicks. Boy, my panties are in a wad tonight. Dude, if you think the show is super fantastic then just stay off this site, okay? You are not going to convince us to change our ways. Only Jeff and Jer could do that by putting on an entertaining non drug, sex, boob, hollywood gossip show again. If they do that then we'll start singing their praises like most of us once did.
I'm changing my name to Panties In A Wad
I think that Laura moved in with Fathead because she had no other place to go. She was getting out and it was clear that she wasn't going to be going home.
Still, it's been a month. Shouldn't she be looking for a new place? Maybe not since she can mooch off of Fathead and use that rent money for some real cute outfits.
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Best use of the "pull a Dilbert" quote so far!Originally Posted by longtimereader
sadsadsad..I about fell off my chair reading this from you:
"Because I haven't posted enough in a row I will do one more."
LOL!
Because I haven't said it in a long time...I love this site and most of the people posting. that just excludes a couple, particularly one who keeps trying to assume a new identity...
Maybe Fathead will cosign a lease for Laura.
When do you think Fathead will start playing Bonnie Rait's
Let's give them something to talk about?" over and over until it's background material in Laura (I'm busy inspiring people to be insipid and vacuous like me, thank you)'s (Sleep) Train of thought.
Good Job on keeping current, there Dilbert!
If parents were keeping track of their kids, then they would know if they were accessing this site or not.
Laura et al push their kids on us. They are not off limits because their parents decide to place them in the spotlight. Freaking Eddie is getting more face time on the J&J site than anyone else.
I don't agree that just because they are children that they should be off limits for discussion here. Even if there are a few funny names used.
Laura's new home with Tommy fills both of their depraived needs: She needed a place to stay where the owner would put up with her sloppy kids (and they're friends with gay parents) could leave empty juice boxes all over the place - where they could all be the utter slobs that they are.....why does Tommy care - I'm sure he has MerryMaids come over and clean the place every other day gratis from the station. I'm sure she thinks that she and Dave will get back to their "storybook marriage", so she wouldn't want to be stuck in a lease.....we all know that ain't gonna happen, but she can wish it......I wish for a million dollars every day and for J&J to go back to their fun and games, hasn't happened yet, never will.
Toady likes having her there because 1) it supports his "I'm the best guy on the planet" fabricated persona, 2) he at least knows she'll get to work because he wakes her up and drags her there, 3) it gives him stupid stuff to write in his dumber than dumb blog which is running thin on material and 4) he's hoping he gets into her pants, if he hasn't already.
Personally, I think they both deserve each other.....hope they live happily ever after and get themselves a radio gig together out of the reach of our airwaves (I'm thinking Branson might be kinda nice).
Laura brought her kids to the Simpsons movie screening tonight. She got on the mike to introduce the movie. Methinks her favorite scene in the movie was the one where Bart passes out on the floor of the dingy motel from drinking too much whisky.
Tommy's blog this morning:WTF? She's as broken as anyone could be. She's homeless and helpless. She's a self-centered spoiled brat. She spent 3months riding bikes and getting tan in Newport Beach with no responsibilities, no house to clean, no children to care for, nada. She came back to the same thing. She works 4 hours a day (if you can call it work), goes home and naps, shops for clothes, goes tanning, and then has Tommy buy her dinner and pay for movies. Hell, she even has him waking her up and driving her to work. That's fixed??????Well, I just realized, SHE IS TOTALLY FIXED at this time in her life.
At what movie theatre do they have people "introduce" movies?
Oh wait, I forgot, she's "big deal" Laura Cain!
I'm becoming weary of her shenanigans. She seriously needs to get her **** together, quit seeking the limelight, and start seeking her life of sobriety. Live a little humble, lady.
When Fathead wrote this:
"Well, I just realized, SHE IS TOTALLY FIXED at this time in her life."
maybe he meant she is wearing a chastity belt? had her tubes tied? I dunno...it's hard to tell when sablan is concerned.
Mel, I was going to quote the same thing out of Tommy's diary, about Laura being fixed, but I don't want to pull a Dilbert... I mean a Pacey. I guess it sounds like Tommy has been successful in getting her head out of rehab like he told her to do last week or the week before.
Oh, I thought of this today while reading these posts: That Girl is supposedly named Michell... or is it Mi"shello." Any thoughts on Shello being "that girl?"
I think it's safe to assume you can post duplicate quotes on the same day...although this board sure is hard to keep up with at times!!!Mel, I was going to quote the same thing out of Tommy's diary, about Laura being fixed, but I don't want to pull a Dilbert... I mean a Pacey.
I am hardly Michelle aka THAT GIRL. I am 40 and married...too old for Tommy tho I don't believe the married part is an issue for him. But back when Tommy was going thru his divorce and I was going thru mine (and we did not know he was such an ass then) I emailed him to say that I was sorry and could relate to going through a divorce. This was 4-5 yrs ago, so again, he the domestic violence stuff was not public then either. Anyway, he emailed me back and basically was "doing the make" on me in an email. I thought I must have misinterpreted things but my friends read his message to me and confirmed it.
Anyway, my question for Tommy.....why don't you ever mention academics and your kids? We know Eddie is a skateboarder and vanessa is a a cheerleader, but no talk about education. Yet, we know that at age 12 she shops at MAC (I have never bought anything there in my life) orders room service as she pleases, knows all about private planes and limos and is daddy's girl. What about cultivating her brain so she has something to offer other than those boobs from Dr Bucko you may purchase for her for HS graduation.
Wow - you think he'll wait to offer that for HS graduation? I thought it would be more of a Sweet 16 gift...
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Did I say "purchase" from Dr. Bucko? I mean---those boobs from Dr Bucko that Tommy may get in exchange for radio ads as a gift for Vanessa's HS graduation.
You know, that was mean for me to bring in Vanessa...sorry to Dannell if you are reading. But would it be a bad idea to stress academics or even the importance of earning one's own money. Hell, I was babysitting up a storm at age 12. All I ever hear is the overindulging...which leads right into a sense of entitlement.
BTW, the whole trampoline and skateboard ramp in the front would piss me off as a neighbor. The noise is outrageous and seriously, there's quite a liability issue there too. What's next... Tommy's pool is as equally secure and available to the neighbor kids.
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Hey Insightbyjake- I'm so glad you decided to join us after I quoted you last month. You crack me up! I'm so glad you found us here!insightbyjake says:
Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 1:14 am
Here is tomorrow’s show:
Jeff: “What a great family they are! Dave and Laura! And those great kids!”
Jer: “I have the top ten reasons to love that family!”
Tommy: “I have a great family! Have I mentioned my mom and how hard my childhood was?”
Randy: “My childhood is almost over! I’m thinking about moving out of my home after 43 years. Have I mentioned my wonderful girl, Debbie?”
Jeff: “I know all about great families!! I have five beautiful children being raised by three different mom’s. I learned how to be a great Dad for multiple families in church!”
Jer: “I know all about moms! They have big jugs!! Did I mention I’m an alcoholic and I get most of my jokes from on-line resources?”
Tommy: “My brother was an addict. Did I mention that 74 times? Plus, I had to eat rice and hot dogs alot. Anyone want to hear why I’m fat?”
Jeff: “I read a great book on that! ‘Christians Who Get To Say Anything Because They Are Never Called Out For Being A Hypocrite’I used to be fat too. But, Jesus saves millionaire sleep-walkers!”
Laura: “Does Sleep-Train sponsor rehab-divorce assistance-acting sessions-while I wish I could be Kelly Rippa- classes?”
Stay tuned next week when the “best of Jeff And Jer” finishes playing while our “heroes” vacation in Italy-Tennessee-Disneyland-Chula Vista- and Betty Ford!
“It’s all about the kids!” Don’t you wish your kids could grow up to be just like them?!
Wow, today's reading took me a longer time than normal because I had to stop so many times to laugh. There is so much I want to go back and quote, but it would take too long to search it all out, so here goes my feeble attempt to recall what I wanted to say:
1) Pretend I have just quoted everything SadSadSad typed tonight and then put a "I agree!!! I wish I said that! Well put!!!" after all the quotes.
2) And speaking of Sad cubed,here's a toast for my new favorite word blogemia and to BecInCa for the companion word blogarhea.
3) jake - I really liked your wording of the disease VS bad choices post a few pages back. I doubt that laura, I mean Tabatha, will get the difference, but I did.
4) Tabatha/Laura/Showgram Lacky -- You are a crashing bore and you have no idea what this board is all about. This is not a board about hate, and as my new best board-pal Saddy MacSaderson has so aptly pointed out, if you want to see hate, go to the J/J website. Make sure you don't accidently click on Jeff's boring vacation photos, though. Even you don't deserve that sort of punishment.
5) I have no idea what is freakier -- Laura's daughter's Tee Shirt (thanks for the laugh about that, Boris) or Tommy's claim that Laura is fixed.
6)LBM, but right now TBM more. Jer is a perve. Jeff is a fake nerd. But LandTBM
Readhead, you crack me up again! LOL!!!
Okay, I've got to complain about the web site now.
They are constantly pulling content from other sites and placing it on their site without giving any credit to the original source.
They steal pictures and place them on the "star" site.
Are they that scared that people are going to click away and take more money from the advertisers?
You don't get it tabatha23! You can can't catch alcholism nor spread it, thus not a disease, a freakin choice! You can never be an alcholic or druggie if you never choose to take the first drink or first drug. Rehab is not for getting better, they would go out of business if they really cured someone. They want the person to feel that it isn't their fault, their choice but rather a terrible disease that they have no control over. Wake up!
Himmie posits: You can can't catch alcholism nor spread it, thus not a disease, a freakin choice!
Let's see. I'm familiar with multiple sclerosis, Lou Gherig's Disease (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis), rheumatoid arthritis, osteoarthritis, cancer, Chron's Disease, Celiac Disease, multiple dystrophy, cystic fibrosis, cerebral palsy, diverticular disease, polymyalgia rheumatica, Alzheimer's disease, and osteoporosis... all diseases and all non-contagious. A freakiin choice? I don't think so, and neither do the doctors or the people who have these diseases. Alcoholism has been classified as a disease as surely as those listed above. However, one may not know he/she has it until they take that first drink and it could be a long time before they get help for it. And that "getting help" is a choice, as it is for other diseases.
Now back to the spewgram, please.
You hit the nail on the head!!!
I think they rely on their listeners thinking that the Spewgram is extremely original, and basically, that they're dumber than Krusten's backwoods family. Well, J&J - your listeners aren't dumb, and yes, we have all of our teeth (unlike Jeff's in-laws).
Unfortunately, they also know that there isn't a whole lot of competition, so people put up with the ho-hum because the majority only listen for a short period of time (drive time). And they realize that a lot of us work flexible hours, so they can rerun the tired old crap tomorrow at 9 that they ran at 7 today.
But, the biggest travesty here is that J&J are just too lazy to give a crap. They're short timers and will be replaced by some other team in what is probably the near-term. Clear Channel may be thinking now that the replacement is going to be the "Toady and Horsey" show - who knows.
And let's face it - their advertisers are small operators - you don't hear big companies sponsoring their show - you never hear "Today's news brought to you by Qualcomm" - it's usually small-time companies.....Dr. Bucko, Bardon Cabinets - whatever. They live for the negative, as well - whoever heard of Dr. Bucko before Laura started harping it? Bardon Cabinets - what? Never heard of them either. So, the unenlightened who want their facial creases filled with their own assfat will think first of Dr. Bucko (instead of picking up a Reader and finding a fine plastic surgeon in TJ).
Listener 13 - gay parents are simply parents. Being gay has no impact. Wake up.
Excellent point! She also teaches them to be "just good enough." If you lisened yesterday, you'll recall that she was told that by a former boss and it hurt her feelings - even though everyone admitted that it's true. Oh, and she taught them how to hide booze in a hollowed out rolling pin and how to get a buzz from wax paper, black pepper, V-8 Juice, brown sugar, and an egg....
statesman of the obvious
I am just waiting for Laura to travel around the county giving inspirational speeches and signing photos. Maybe Tommy and she will become motivational speakers. For a fee of course.
Currently, they have at least two sets of photos which were taken from TMZ.com with no credit given. Of course, TMZ has lots of material which is NOT kid friendly, so maybe that is the station's motivation behind stealing. Yeah, right.
All parents should be gay - you mean happy, right? Maybe Chips A-Hoy and Chim Charlie are aspiring lovers. Ahh, young love. It gives us hope doesn't it? If George Bush and Bin Laden were gay lovers, we'd live in paradise.
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