Point taken.Originally Posted by cadetevon
Tom, we've explained it to you before. We like to throw the smack around when it comes to the showgram. If you feel we have no life because of this, then so be it. Still and yet, we like it. Cheers
Cheers backatcha.
Oh boy, another Laura-centered show. Yes, I do sympathize with her (I can admit it) regarding the loss of her father. That is a real tragedy. But come on, a bird unloaded on me while I was walking down the street yesterday, but do I think it's my crusty old aunt trying to send me a message? No! The sad truth is - Laura is a lost soul in need of attention. She is looking for anything to make her feel complete - from cosmetic fixes, alcohol and partying, to over spending and living likes she is still in college (or high school). She grabs onto anything that might slightly resemble a potential message from her father to give herself hope that someone is actually caring about her and watching over her - maybe, just maybe, a miracle will happen and I will finally be happy. She needs to find happiness within and stop looking for outsiders - including the deceased - to bring meaning into her life. They talked about this for most of the show. She's been watching to much Ghost Whisperer. And then, they replay the bit for the last 30 minutes of the show. Let's get some new material...
Those Frank and Frosty and Heidi people are funny. So completely politically incorrect, its hilarious. They just had a bunch of retarded kids sing on their buss. Oh lordy!
Don't forget, she just bought a house in the SDSU area just 3 blocks from where she met Dave. The movie Old School comes to mind. This area will be very conducive to Laura's partying at almost 40 years old lifestyle. Now that we know that it is on a cul-de-sac, has a lap pool in the backyard, and is 3 blocks from the main SDSU campus, who here thinks they can pinpoint the exact house on Google Earth first? There are not that many cul-de-sacs at all in the SDSU area so this shouldn't be difficult. Heck I'll even throw the first one out there. How does the house on the right down at the end of Tierra Baja Way with a brown roof and what looks like a lap pool in the backyard look?
If it's the one with the open green area behind it - might not be a good idea for that family. She'd actually have to watch the kids there - they may wander off or get snatched by a coyote! Rethink this, Cains!
Ugh, great...lol, thanks for the reminderabout Google Earth, I just spent ~ 20 minutes just cruising around.
Yvonne
Funny: My Next Wife.
LINK??LINK???
Every year they play a game against them (I think basketball)
I missed their show yesterday- taking my mom to the Dr. Isn't it funny at the end when they apologize to all the stuff they mocked and say "Ya REALLY have to hear the whole show..." I totally laugh out loud..FOR REAL! They make my day.
Boris: As much as I love to make fun of stuffed up-needs to blow her nose-Laura, I actually believe the part about her Dad contacting her family. You can knock and make fun of me too.
I was driving in this morning, listening to the show (why, dunno). Anyway, they're going on vacation the week of Feb. 13. What is UP with that? I can't believe the amount of time they get off for vacation.
So, now we need to listen to a rehash of the rehash of crap that they make us listen to.
Who knows, maybe the vacation will "inspire" them to come up with some new bits............NAH!
Hey, anyone think that Jeff will tie the knot that week?
Looks like they pulled Kristin's diary down off the b975 page and her co-host TK is no longer with the radio station. Guess we can only get our dish of Kristin directly from Jeff now.
Just to give you all the heads up. if you think Laura's whining and complaining is bad now just wait until she starts moving in to her new house. Mind you most of us can't even afford a house.
According to her the thing is completely unfininhed. So be prepared to hear MONTHS of whining and crying about how expensive things are and how horrible it is not to walk on carpet.
I usually like Laura ok. But this may put me over the edge.
They make you listen to them???? WOW, they really are as powerful as they think they are.I was driving in this morning, listening to the show (why, dunno). Anyway, they're going on vacation the week of Feb. 13. What is UP with that? I can't believe the amount of time they get off for vacation.
So, now we need to listen to a rehash of the rehash of crap that they make us listen to.
Who knows, maybe the vacation will "inspire" them to come up with some new bits............NAH!
Hey, anyone think that Jeff will tie the knot that week?
Well, they don't MAKE us listen to it - some of us are just gluttons for pain.
Laura is on right now via phone because she's home sick with a staph infection from guess what......hair extensions! So now she has to take 5 showers a day, take meds, and they may have to shave her head. Laura: This is God's way of saying "Just LEAVE yourself alone!"
I guess Dave (her husband) got the staph infection on his hoohaa.....yikes! What the hell is going on at that house? Two words for them: Antibacterial SOAP.
Yeah listener13, I know, I was just jabbing at ya. I heard Laura on too talking about her "infection". All I can say is "GROSS"!!! Didn't Dave have this infection awhile back??? Wasn't he in the hospital and really, really sick? I didn't hear everything she was saying but it sounds really nasty. It is true that Staph germs are everywhere but most people don't get the infection because our immune systems are strong enough to fight it off. Guess Laura's immune system just can't handle the overload. Who would have guessed, I mean with all the partying, healthy take out food.........
Laura has a staph infection. Imagine that... It's probably because she doesn't get enough sleep - no, she naps constantly. Maybe it's becasue she spends so much time cooking and cleaning - no, their housekeeper - let's call her Alice - does that, and Jimmy Carter himself feeds the family. Maybe it's because she parties too hard, eats like crap, and doesn't bathe properly?? She always comes to work unshowered and without make-up. A staph infection will attack a sore/wound that is not kept clean. She says it's not because she is dirty, but it is. She did not keep the area clean enough or she would not have contracted it. I can't believe that Dave got the bug on his one-eyed snake.... That raises some interesting questions. But that was a while ago, maybe even at their previous sresidence. God, I bet Laura's hair smells like a toilet!
Last edited by boris85; 02-03-2006 at 09:19 AM.
seriously, for someone who is SO into primping herself all the time, you'd think she'd hit the shower more often. Maybe she was afraid to wash her hair because of the freaking extensions......I don't get it - someone who spends ALL this time, effort and money trying to become something they're NOT not, you'd think she'd at least keep herself clean. Whatever. She's probably going to be shilling for "personal slave" businesses on the air so that she gets a free one.
Laura: Go to Ulta! They have all kids of shampoo! So does RiteAid, Longs, Albertsons, Vons, Ralphs, Big Lots, Costco, hell, even 7-11 has shampoo!
It sounded to me like Dave still had the staph infection - maybe I didn't get that he had it earlier. Antibacterial soap and Lysol can be your friends, Cains!
and now they're replaying the Movie Mom segment from the other day....what are their hours, anyway? Seems like it's 6-9 now.
Last edited by listener13; 02-03-2006 at 09:38 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Ok, it is now 9:40 on Friday. They are replaying the Movie Mom, (actually they started to replay the wrong tape, as it was the one from before she came out here last Monday) How much you wanna bet that as soon as this replay finishes they do a bunch of commercials and then they say "bye-bye" at, once again, 9:50?? They are probably taping there goodbyes right now and are actually half way out the door right now.
Last edited by YoungAmerican; 02-03-2006 at 09:47 AM.
They work from 6 - 9 with about 45% of that 3 hours on commercial breaks. The last hour from 9 - 10am is 30 minutes of replayed segments from the 6 - 9am hours and 30 minutes of commercials.
What did I tell ya? 9:53 and they are off the air.
"Hi I'm the fabulous and beautiful Laura Cain - when I am not going on house boat vacations, getting Botox injections from my good friend Dr. Bucco, getting my teeth cosmetically enhanced, or using my Cox DVR, I am using Staph-Out, the once a day staph infection fighter. Don't shower much? Doesn't matter, not with this miraculous product. Just spray it one and walk away. The fresh pine scent has even been clinically proven to attract the opposite sex. And get this - it also fights and repels lice, ticks, chiggers, mosquitoes, flies, and tapeworms! Out of toilet seat covers - no worries - just point and spray. Wow - now that's an all in one product!! This amazing product is now available at select 24-hour drug and liquor all over San Diego or at your local community clinic. Oh, I almost forgot, for our friends South of the Border - no, I am not talking about Dave Cain's recent staph infection - I'm talking about Mexico! Staph-out also comes in a zesty salsa scent! Pick up a can today and chase the infection away!"
Last edited by boris85; 02-03-2006 at 01:53 PM.
LOL-freakin halarious boris
Hopefully they sell Staph-Out at Costco in the convenient drum size....they're gonna need it.
Does anyone have Jeff and Jer's new email address? I went to the contact page and its good for nothin.
This is a page for everyone on the J&J site: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/contacts.html
Here is from main page
Star 94.1 is located at:
9660 Granite Ridge Dr.
San Diego, Ca 92123
Main Office Line:
(858) 292-2000
Directions Line:
(858) 715-3199
General Manager
Bob Bolinger
[email protected]
General Sales Manager
Bobby Salvato
[email protected]
Promotions Director
Kristin Ferguson
[email protected]
Jeff & Jer Show:
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
I WISH they'd fix the 93.3 link, because these guys make me want to vomit. Seriously she had a zit on her dirty head, picked it and now she has life threatening staph. Oh! and I especially thought telling that her husband had an infected ingrown hair downtown and then got staph was so classy. Did he get a brazilian too?
Boris you're really funnyThanks for the giggle.
I think Pam is really just a beard.
Laura's Staph
The interesting note is that she wasn't so concerned about the staph infection but she was horrified that people would know she has hair extensions. Excuse me....but....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!
F*(^ed up priorities.
AS if we would have ever thought that was her real hair.
Yvonne
Funny: My Next Wife.
Staph Infection
AS if we would have ever thought that was her real hair.
Just wait til she gets the staph infection from her Brazilian waxing. Oh the drama! LOL
Did you catch Jeff say "if you take away the kids and the family and all that, I would be left with just me....well...that's pretty much where I am right now, so no I would not want to come back as me."
He said this when they were discussing whether or not they would come back in another life as themselves. Everyone said Yes they wanted to come back as themselves that their lives were good. Jeff adamantly did not want to come back as himself. Hhhhmmm..maybe that's why the JeffandKristen.net website hasn't been updated= because there's nothing to update.
Yeah, I heard that too. Really, what a totally screwed up person Jeff must be. He has a really cushy job making the big $$, lives in Del Mar, CA, one of the most beautiful places on earth and from what he says all the time he had wonderful parents as a kid growing up. What in the world could have messed him up so much???? Some people waste so much time being screwed up that they fail to enjoy all they have, which in Jeff's case is sooooo much more than most of us can ever get close to having, materially speaking that is.
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