You know, my daughter made a remark the other day regarding the same thing. She was like, can't they find something else to actually promo their show with, this stuff is so random!
You know, my daughter made a remark the other day regarding the same thing. She was like, can't they find something else to actually promo their show with, this stuff is so random!
Just got back from the eye doctor - I was worried that my prescription had changed. It hadn't. Laura is not a size 7. I was being kind with a size 9. Bottom line: Grown men in drag do not wear women's sizes. Any Laura would look quite nice in a muumuu.Originally Posted by YoungAmerican
What is with the "5 revealing questions to ask on a date" section of the site.
When did going out on a date turn into a job interview.
I didn't hear them talk about it on the show, but was it Laura's idea to bring it up?
Laura is an idiot with no respect for human life- other than her own.
Here is proof from her diary
"A car accident down on Montezuma Road woke me out of a sound sleep. I managed to squeeze in another 45 minutes of sleep.
Now I'm wondering if I should've immediately called 911. Should I have called 911? .Now I'm feeling yucky about it. I was just so freaked out. I just want to do the right thing."
WTF?? Who hears an accident and a person yelling and does not call 911??
Laura if it was someone you loved in that car, would you want the neighbors who heard the crash to run back into the house to get some more sleep?
I found some of those press on toe nails last night, they were a different brand than the ones Laura was hawking, but anyway. .. They were really cool, but I have to return them because my toes are too small. I would recommend these for people with a size 8 shoe or larger
Did any one check out Laura's toes. Holy Crap.....she needs some foot surgery. I would never wear sandles if my toes looked like that. It's called "Hammer Toes". Why would she allow a photo to be taken of her toes. Pretty disgusting!
Um, Yeah. That's all we've been talking about.
Um, Yeah. That's all we've been talking about.
But no one said anything about that hammer toe. It's god awful.
I just read Tommy's heartfelt letter on their website. I wish I had taken my antipuke medicine before I did.....nausiating
Tommy - here's an idea- just be a parent - what haven't you learned about past relationships? Focus on that. There will always be some girl you can buy with your money.
From Tommy's letter: I feel like a high school kid in love for the first time when I’m with her. We talk on the phone for hours……She emails me great little poems……I just read Tommy's heartfelt letter on their website. I wish I had taken my antipuke medicine before I did.....nausiating
Awwwwww, that's sooooooo sweet. They met at the station too. If I recall, he used his position to find & woo the car wash girl (on air). It has to be the only way he can get a woman to go out with him because he really is quite unattractive.
Oh, and did you all read that he wrote he spent $30,000 on car wash girl's ring?! That's nausiating. Not that he spent that much, but that he brags about it.
Okay, are you kidding me?! Channel 10 did a piece on Laura's parenting skills?! Maybe they should have read her diary for a bit first before wasting their tape. I wish I had known so I could set the vcr to tape it. I'd love to see how goofy she acts in studio. I bet they post it on their page later. Should be a hoot!
Well, maybe it was an expose’ - an undercover operation by CPS. Doing a segment on Laura's parenting skills is like doing a children's cartoon on Charles Manson.
I can see it now: "Well Lauren Reynolds of Channel 10, thank you for coming to my beautiful home - please pay no attention to the free kitchen and A/C I got from my job as San Diego's favorite radio hostess. You know, I spent 24 hours getting ready for this momentous occasion and haven't been able to sleep for days. [Anything that puts me in the spotlight and makes me the center of the universe gives me goose bumps and makes me all tingly]. What - an accident in front of my house - a family clinging to life - should I call 911? That would interrupt my special moment - wait, Lauren, focus on me, not the bloody people and horrific screams. That's better. Oh Evan, you're filthy! [yes, you're always that way, but lets pretend you ran into the dirty screen door]. Put down that knife honey [don't tell them it's the one mommy gave you for your pretend kitchen and to sharper crayons]. Looks, there's my son Charlie. No that was not him running around town unsupervised and barefoot [at least not today – that was yesterday]. Oh, ah, he's sick. He doesn't always look that way. [Charlie, please don’t tell them it's because you stay up until 10pm every night and that it's worse now that you've started drinking shots of tequila with mommy]. So, as you can see, I'm the greatest mom in the world... Did you get all that. Did you get my good side? We can do it again. No, I'm not a man!!!!
Just caught the Channel 10 interview with Laura Cain and here is what I was able to pick up from the piece.
First off, Dave Cain works for General Atomics and appears to have to wear a suit every day. I guess this isn't too much of a change from his old pilot attire. He probably works in an advisery role as a former pilot. It was hard to make out the company name on his nametag but the cross logo in front of the company name was the dead giveaway. This was obvious from the nametag he had on during the video taping.
Second, the brand new car poor Laura Cain just bought is a Brecht BMW X5 SUV. It was hard to make out in the darkness of the garage. The X5 starts at $42k and goes all the way up to $71k. It sounds like even Laura has the money to afford luxury while balking at the high prices of gasoline she herself has been complaining about. This ultra luxurious SUV gets 16mpg city driving. Despite what Laura says on the radio making us think she's living paycheck to paycheck with at times less than $10 in her bank account it looks like both Laura and Dave are certainly doing quite well.
Third, Laura's kitchen does look great for the free tradeout she was able to do with the station for on air advertising for Bardon. Wouldn't you love to be in her shoes working 4 hour work days and getting so much stuff for free?
Fourth, they live on 5225 Stone Ct which was shown on the front of their house where you could also see the BMW in the garage.
And finally, Jeff is 100% absolutely BACK to being FAT! They briefly showed some footage of Jeff on the air along with Rick in the background. As a side note, I didn't notice any bottles of wine in the wine rack Bardon built into the cabinets for Laura. Perhaps she hid it all before the video footage was taken. I also thought it was unprofessional of Laura to bring Evie on the set for the live interview. She made it sound like it was a last minute dilemma being stuck with Evie. I would think if you had a TV interview planned you would have made arrangements ahead of time or at a minimum someone in the studio could have kept her entertained. At one point Evie was getting wrestless keeping Laura from answering the interview questions. Someone from the set came up and got Evie off her hands. Unbelievable.
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I think I heard them say something on the air about her toes.
It was one of those promo bits where they say one thing and everyone laughs. It was like "What is the deal with your toes?" and then about 10 seconds of laughing.
She is a piece of work. I don't think I know anyone as needy and self-centered as her.
And, Boris, thanks for the commentary. I wasn't able to watch the clip. I bet you were just about right on. Had me rolling on the floor.
Laura's quote for the weekend was that she was an electronic genius. She thought this because she hooked up a DVD player to a TV. Of course she called it a CD player at first.
Ya, she sure knows her electronics.
Jeff made a comment this morning regarding an article that was torn out of a magazine sitting on his bed. His exact words were "when we were making our bed..." in reference to the bed both he and Kristin share together and sleep in together. Wasn't Jeff preaching how both of them are "waiting" for their wedding day?
Also, it looks like the showgram is off to Chicago Wednesday for this year's Morning Show Boot Camp.
The guys are officially gay now.
I can't believe it. They have five women on and they are asking them if they will take guys back after given different circumstances.
When did the show turn into The View?
Good analogy - Jeff is Star Jones, Laura is Debbie (the girl that Baba fired YEARS ago - there's hope for us), Randy is Elizabeth Hasselbeck, and Jerry, of course, is Baba Wawa.
They're already living the life of married couples - same bed, no sex.
..glad to hear she is going to have a show in the afternoon...could there be any chance she might replace a certain other female on the J&J show? Is it just wishful thinking? I always liked her.
I think they could replace the female on the J&J show with a house plant and the show would improve.
The talked about Jen's first picture on the web site with the paint on latex top. I remember that picture. In fact I think I saved it and archived it somewhere. Maybe I'll find and post it if anyone is interested.
Here is a link to the Video on Ch 10
http://www.10news.com/video/9632983/detail.html
They're already living the life of married couples - same bed, no sex.
Yeah....right! Just like all other married couples.
Thanks for the link to the video on Laura. I must say, she's really pretty in this video.
She did kinda look pretty - that Dr. Bucko is a MIRACLE worker.
Dave looks like a really sweet, nice guy. Run, Dave, Run!!!!!!!!!
Actually I think she looked less hideous than she usually does. Still nowhere near the "hot blonde" that she thinks she is. Especially with those roots that were missed at the last dye job.
Most of the time she is without makeup and wearing a baseball cap. Good thing they didn't show her toes on the interview.
I had to laugh at the "super mom" comment. She is so self absorbed that she has to be one of the worst moms I've heard of.
I can't wait to hear what Boris has to say.
A knife? A knife? How do you pull that example out of thin air. Oh wait, you don't. It must have actually happened.
A knife.
I'm just saying.
Yvonne
Funny: My Next Wife.
First of all - Laura leases her cars. She does not buy them. You can lease a BMW for a lot less than buying. She likes to pretend she lives the good life even though she lives on credit and her son's piggy bank. She does have more money than she claims though. The other day Jeff was claiming that he spends $50 per day on Pilates, right after he said he'd spent $500 of a huge crate of deodorant. Laura balked at the $50 a day and said that her and Randy are in a way different income bracket. However, by the way she lives, with the house, car, kitchen, etc - she tries to pretend otherwise.
Did anyone see the chick that Tommy took a picture of on his mobile phone page? The picture was taken on Aug 7.
I wonder if she is the new "love of his life".
Thanks, Boris - I just got the image of Jeff curled up in the fetal position in his underwear listening to Celine Dion out of my head.....now, I've got this image of Jeff doing Pilates! Damn it! Just when I was able to sleep again without the nightmares!
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