I'll bet the neighbors are JUST THRILLED that the Cains moved in. Maybe they are collecting dough to buy them out? Could that have been why the appraiser was there during naptime?
I'll bet the neighbors are JUST THRILLED that the Cains moved in. Maybe they are collecting dough to buy them out? Could that have been why the appraiser was there during naptime?
I could have put together a better outfit from Goodwill. The boots might be ok with something else, but a white sundress??? WTH is she thinking. It is godawful ugly!
I seem to remember another entry a while back that involved nudity with all family members involved.Originally Posted by krak70
Those kids are headed for therapy in a few years.
DCM #13
Anyone hear on Michael and Jen's daily dirt segment who is getting Divorced?
*** Nevermind - it was Bobby and Whitney.
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Seriously - they sound like a bunch of freaking hillbillies. I hope they have a homeowners association in that neighborhood to enforce the "no hillbilly nudity" clause in their CC&Rs.
Looks like she really IS a hillbilly! I know she has a budget, but come on - that s&*t looks downright cheap - she looks like an Arkansas hooker. Besides, doesn't she know that it's gauche to wear white after Labor Day?
When they get tired of this segment, she's going to have a closet full of absolute CRAP. It's going to take them EXTRA LONG to move to their next hovel (which, of course, will need new Bardon cabinets).
Nothing says high-class hillbilly like crabs!
Wow, "stumbled" eh?
What phrase did you google to find his Friend? "J&J suck" "Krusten is a Moron" "Jeff has fake hair" "Jer is a gay jerk" "Tommy is a wife beater having a midlife crisis"......
oh I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW it must have been either "Laura Bugs Me" or LBM!!! We see right through you Krusten- trying to get all tricky with us by using Jeff's pet nickname.
You READ all 77 pages- that says a lot about you. If I find something offensive I don't continue to assault myself with it for hours and then complain. You made the decision to keep reading. So kwitcher cryin
The earth is getting invaded??
did she finally admit to the crustacean thing? ick. as soon as I heard them being read the first time, I changed the channel...ick.
LMB (the most-often googled three letter combination on the internet.)
oh, and one more fake Krustin giveaway...who else calls it a "showgram?"
It doesn't sound anybody is listening today.
I just tuned in to Star and, huh, they are still on?
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Looks like she really IS a hillbilly! I know she has a budget, but come on - that s&*t looks downright cheap - she looks like an Arkansas hooker. Besides, doesn't she know that it's gauche to wear white after Labor Day?
When they get tired of this segment, she's going to have a closet full of absolute CRAP. It's going to take them EXTRA LONG to move to their next hovel (which, of course, will need new Bardon cabinets).
You must be from the mid west or east coast. This is San Diego....the no white after Labor Day rule went out a long time ago.
I think she looks adorable and those boots are the steal of the century. Most models wear at leaset a size 9-1/2+ in shoes.
Those boots are cute, but not with that outfit. I think the outfit is terrible. Yuk, big time.
Oh yeah, and this big time, LAURA BUGS ME!!!
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1st and foremost I'd like to Thank my fellow drama club co-horts because none of this would have been possible without your inspiration and encouragement to continue to torture my intelligence by listening to the showgram (showgram who says showgram??haha) for the sole sake of mocking it here.
This morning I listened at about 9:45am and they say they only had given away like 2400 stickers (which I think is a BIG EXAGERATION), so that means they only had about 150 people drive through the four stops over FOUR HOURS!!!
When they gave away the Sea World tickets- (back when they were funny and had listeners) there were more than that just waiting for the giveaway to begin.
I'm starting to feel sorry for them
but not to sorry to wear my new prizes proudly...all at once...front and back...cause you know that's how I roll..
with flair <-office space
Does anyone know if Star is paying Jeff and Jer their normal hourly rate of $3,500 per hour each for the hours they are working past 10:00am? I'm just curious because if they are and this goes past 3:00pm Star will have officially paid Jeff and Jer more for this gimick than the MSRP of the car they are giving away. I can't possibly imagine they are getting paid for this since they only pop on the air a few times an hour.
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[QUOTE=apossible]Those boots are cute, but not with that outfit. I think the outfit is terrible. Yuk, big time.
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Picture post please ...
Congratulations Jeff and Jer! For once you FINALLY KNOW what it's like to be a regular citizen in San Diego(the typical Jeff and Jer listener) by having to put in a full 9+ hour workday for probably the first time in your lives. Of course you don't get the full effect having to deal with the rush hour traffic but you get the point! How much do you want to make a bet that one of them doesn't come into work tomorrow to work the 6 - 9:50 shift?
I would guess it's all part of the job. They signed a contract and are not on an hourly wage.
[QUOTE=GoEagles]
You can find the picture on the Star website under Jeff & Jer Showgram.
are you tawking to me.....are you TAWKING to me? Fuggetaboutit - I'm from Brooklyn!
I was kidding tho - I know we can wear white after Labor Day here (well, some of us can't wear white at all, if ya know what I mean)......
I guess I didn't mind the white part about it - but I do object to looking like Annie Oakley.
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U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi!
boo image is not showing on here...can anyone tell me how to fix it?
Is the constant fake laughter to convince listeners that they're funny? or themselves? It's just getting on my last nerve.
The whole delivering the car bit is REALLY lame.
We're wacky
Yea folks, we're so wacky <Insert Jeff's Hwa Hwa, followed by Randy's giggles> we're getting lost in a city we've lived in how long?
Cause you know we're senile now and can only find our way if the GPS is working properly.
From Laura's Diary:
I imagine they wouldn't have so many bill problems if she didn't have to have the latest boots.Thank God tomorrow is payday. It seems as if the last time I got paid was sometime back in 2005. Damn. We have some bills to pay, some screen doors to fix, some boots to buy. Oh yeah, the boots, the boots, the boots! I am addicted to the Newport-news website. I am in awe of their cheapy boots. I'm so getting some of those knee-high black boots.
I'm with Laura on this one. Newport-News Catalog is great and the prices are very affordable.
....not that SHE'S paying for the stuff............
Newport News is one of my mom's favorites
I think Laura's outfit was ugly.
Last edited by JesseeezMom; 09-15-2006 at 01:52 PM.
Didn't say she was....just said that it was affordable.
The white dress looks like crap on her. Does she really not get that people are going to think it's more than a little strange that the whole family is running out into the cul de sac naked as jay birds!! Oh to be her neighbor, think of what we could find out.
I'm new, but I gotta say it -
LBM!
Newport News? Does anyone under 50 order stuff from them?
Ok everybody, be forwarned. Taken from Laura's diary:
I want some matching dinnerware. I want some decent utensils. I want some nice towels, dangit! We really missed out on the whole gift thing by eloping.
I want, I want, I want. Jeez Laura do you think you could have made it any clearer??? Just because she went to some vow renewal
thingy she will now probably harp on this subject until she comes up with her own vow renewal. I can see it now...
I vow to ......
continue to love myself more than anyone else in this little family of mine.
make sure everyone knows that momma's needs are more important than anything else.
continue spending money like there is no end.
and make sure that I keep getting as much stuff for free for this little family as I possible can by pimping myself through my job. That way I can spend the money we have (not) on things like ringtones and mommy's "special" juice.
You'd think with all the money she spends everyweek that by now she would have thought to at least buy her household necessities like utensils, towels, and dinnerware??? Nope, she has to have "those" boots, sure, she figures "we can just eat off paper plates or better yet, lets just go out to eat, again".
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