The showgram is on vacation AGAIN next week. Anyone happen to know what a 1 week vacation in Italy costs these days? I was just wondering because poor and penniless Laura has managed to save up enough money to go to Italy next week. I'm impressed!
The showgram is on vacation AGAIN next week. Anyone happen to know what a 1 week vacation in Italy costs these days? I was just wondering because poor and penniless Laura has managed to save up enough money to go to Italy next week. I'm impressed!
Last edited by Smitty; 09-22-2006 at 07:13 AM.
I was listening to DSC this morning. They were talking about different ways to torture people. One of them made a comment that one way to torture would be to have someone listen to Jef and Jer for an hour. That sure did make my day. They are so right.
did you hear this morning when they were doing one of their call in bits...where the caller said sarcastically "this is great radio" right in the middle of the bit?
LMAO.
They're on vacation next week?!? It's ridiculous how much time they get off. Not like they need the break from their "high stress" jobs. Can't wait to hear ALL about how cultured and sophisticated Jerry is when they get back. Bleugh!
If Laura never met the two J's then I can see her working for minimum wage at Olive Garden.Originally Posted by abmik
LBM
Is the whole freaking show going to Italy? Sorry - not listening today (but I'm not sorry that I'm not listening!)
My husband and I went to Rome last year - the trip cost us about $4K, including airfare, hotel, meals, side trips, etc.
And we didn't eat extravagant meals, or even drink that much. We're not really wine drinkers, but we did drink some Perone beer periodically at dinner. With Laura's love of the booze, that trip is NOT going to be cheap (Italy is all about booze). Plus, all the clothes she'll need, the pedicure/manicure, the botox, fake bake tan, root touchups, waxing - we're talking another $1K just on the prep.
And what are they doing with their kids? That's a long planeride for young kids. I'd hate to be sitting in front of them........
LTBM (Laura TOTALLY bugs me)
hahaha! That was funny.
Smitty - I thought Randy was going to Italy, is Laura going too?
I don't think that there would be time for horse face er I mean Laura, don't animals have to be quarantined when traveling to foreign countries?
Just to keep you informed.....Chico's caters to the 40-60 crowd....elastic waists, stretchy materials. Newport News caters to the 20-40 crowd, form fitting and stylin' Check it out sometime and you will see what I mean.
I'll tell you how:
"Hi I'm Laura Cain and I'm here to tell you about American Airlines - the best airline in the world. When I fly, I fly American..." OK, can I have my free tickets please?
Olive Garden? I'd say more like Cuck E. Cheese. She'd sweat like the porker she is in that mouse suit....
In other words - Chico's caters to the fat muumuu wearing crowd. Clothes that grow with you...
The part about calling all of their former teachers was lame! And they did it a year or two ago. In fact, Randy called the same guy last time. By the way, I'd love to shove a pound of ground beef down Jer's whiny throat.
Did anyone see that Laura's $73 outfit actaully came in at $89 this week? *le sigh*
L totally and completely freakin' BM
Yvonne
Funny: My Next Wife.
Yes, that kind of defeats the theme doesn't it? It shows yet again that she is unable to manage money. What an idiot. "Hi, I'm Laura and this is my $73 outfit segment. Today, my outfit came to $150. Look at me, I'm cool. Yeah."
Last edited by boris85; 09-25-2006 at 12:33 PM.
And the worst mother in San Diego is....Laura Cain!! Apparently, Charlie has been calling into Rick Morton's late night show without his mother knowing. Good mom. Way to be tuned into your kids! Rick said he calls all the time requesting a song by the All American Rejects. First of all, I don't think it's an appropriate song and/or band for a six year-old. Also, what's he doing up so late, sneaking away with his mom's cell phone to call into the station? Laura thinks it's so great that he likes the band and she says she's going to take him to the concert. She mentions it in her diary like she's the coolest mom in the world, when in reality it just confirms that she's a crappy mom who is trying to be a friend to her kids instead of a parent. She goes on to mention that Dave's out of town so she can't cope and forgot to put Charlie's book and lunch money in his backpack. If it weren’t for Jeff and Jer, Laura couldn't offer her services for free to anyone. She's an incapable, selfish, drunk who needs to grow up, take accountability for her actions, and start taking life seriously.
Has she mentioned AA lately? I'm tempted to pretend to be a drunk and sign up for AA meetings near College so I can be even MORE annoyed by her. (like that's even possible)
LFBG
*LFBM (whoops, typo)
Yes, and then they went to a commercial break. They need to hear stuff like that more often. Wasn't the call in bit all about them again? Having people guess who would have done what, when and how? That gets so old.
THE ONLY MANLY THING ABOUT THE SHOW IS LAURA.The part about calling all of their former teachers was lame! And they did it a year or two ago. In fact, Randy called the same guy last time. By the way, I'd love to shove a pound of ground beef down Jer's whiny throat.
You know, it might have been Randy they were talking about. We'll find out after 5 days of Jeff and Jer repeats.
If it was Randy going to Italy with Debbie you better believe Randy will be proposing to her FINALLY THIS WEEK!!! You heard it here first folks! Randy will be engaged when they come back from vacation. I bet Randy talked to Jen's husband and came up with the idea of proposing in a romantic setting like Italy. I bet J&J will string us out for hours or perhaps days regarding some BIG announcement. Perhaps they'll even make a contest out of it.
Last edited by Smitty; 09-22-2006 at 06:19 PM.
I'm pretty sure it was Randy. Laura was excited for him (probably excited for her Chianti souvenir).
Whatever you say, Whiskers. Don't buy from catlogs myself, so if you have trouble fitting your waistband, I'll take your word for it. You might want to check out one of Chico's actual physical stores. I didn't see any elastic waistbands. Newport news is chicken clothing..."cheap cheap cheap"
Let me set the record straight here Bore-us. No, I most definitely am not Laura. I was merely passing on some information that came my way- for what it was worth. I have been posting on this board for over a year now and have been addicted to it from day one. Don't be dissing a faithful forum friend! Have a great weekend everybody. Oh and Bore-us, don't ever mistake me for Laura again. I do have blond hair, however I have class and have never had staph on my scalp!So tell me, how long have you been sniffing paste? Laura got her cabinets and then started advertising. She began raving about the company right when she started bragging about that fact that she was getting her kitchen re-done.
Is this Laura herself? To prove you're not Laura, please answer this tricky little riddle:
What did one dumb blonde with dark roots chick say to another?
Pencils down, answers please... Wrong!
This must be Laura! Ths answer is "Wow, you look a lot like me!! Are you my long lost twin? Dave, come quick." She was looking at herself in the mirror (as always).
Last edited by BecInCA; 09-23-2006 at 10:42 PM.
Obviously you are not much of a shopper. I was in Chico's yesterday and you would have to be blind not to see the pants with elastic waists. That is one of their trade marks. Also...you have to be a smart shopper to catalog shop. Newport News is great quality and low prices.
What is up with that diary entry? Please, please, please Laura, don't try to get onto TV. You'll end up bugging us on a whole new level.
Plus, you can't act your way out of a paper bag and you really aren't all that.
Being an extra is even too much exposure for you. Besides, you can't plug your latest <insert whatever makes you feel like you are still at SDSU here> and get it for free on TV.
LBM so much! Why did they have to bring her along?
Since Jeff and Jer are on vacation again this week while most of us dream of taking a vacation here's something to keep the board going.
New Poll.
When will Randy propose to Debbie?
a) He already did yesterday in Venice
b) Not until the end of his vacation in Italy this coming weekend
c) He'll chicken out at the last second
You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. You obviously are not a female or you would more well versed in fashion. What the heck is a mumu....you are living out of the 50's.
My plump little mother-in-law shops at Chico's, so I am quite informed. As for muumuus - you know, it's the colorful gown-like garment hanging in you closte right next to the spandex body suit....
Have no idea what you are talking about. Best you stay with bashing Laura and stay away from fashion which you have no clue about.
sorry, boris. you can sit over here with me, the "not savy shopper crowd," according to Whiskers. I'll bet there are tons of us out there.
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