There was never really a brain tumor, that was a rumor started on this blog:
There was never really a brain tumor, that was a rumor started on this blog:
Short story version of the two breakups...I think Danielle caught Tommny once too many times a-cheatin.
Evidently, Nina found someone in the Padres organzation attractive and she strayed.
He took a good 10 minutes to talk about how good a (upscale) Thai restaurant in downtown was. Somehow, I felt he just wanted to show off how wealthy he was by saying the tab for the dinner was $135.
I think the brain tumor was just about the shortest rumor in history. Not even the person trying to spread the rumor believed it.
LBM
I usually run things through the "Boris Filter". If Boris says it's true than I believe it. Otherwise, everything else is suspicious.Originally Posted by Wabbitsd
DCM #13
Oh, I thought they WERE Laura's feet.......First Laura's feet, now Tommy's.
I was waiting to hear her do a Dr. Bucko commercial for permanent hair removal.......
Last edited by listener13; 09-05-2006 at 03:29 PM.
Thank you. You have brought tears to my eyes. On another note - they had a good shot a Nina the ball girl (aka Jeff's cheatin' ex) on the Padres game last night on Cox Channel 4. Boy, talk about a man trapped in an ugly woman's body. What's a grown woman doing running around fetching foul balls for when she has young kids at home? Priorities. I wonder if she's still a religious nut (aka hypocrite).
Jer never misses a chance to brag about his money and try and make himself look superior to others. He is an arrogant, selfish, snob. The reason they don't have kids is that they are way too into themselves to give love and attention to anyone else. He is such an idiot. He thinks he's Frank Sinatra or Jerry Lewis, trapped in the 1940s. He's just so full of himself - his stupid play that he wrote was about none other than...himself. At least he doesn't let us forget that he lives in La Jolla, drives a Mercedes, and goes out to eat just about everyday...
Allow me to de-laura-fy today's diary entry:
"Dear Diary,
It's on. It's time to get serious. No more slackin' off. No more laziness. Summer is over, and it's time to buckle down. It hit me yesterday afternoon when Charlie came running into our bedroom….his skin dark from the summer sun, his hair bleached out from the chlorine, his swim trunks damp from the swimming pool and said this…." Of course, had I been outside watching my kids in the pool for once I might have actually noticed this sooner.
"Daddy's taking us to get slurpees for the last day of summer. Want one?" Of course I'll take one but only if daddy spikes it with my favorite liqour.
"Oh, it made me so melancholy. But, what a perfect way to end Charlie's perfect summer. He never stopped playing, never stayed inside for more than 15 minutes during the daylight hours thanks to Chips and the swimming pool and the cul-de-sac. So thankful we moved to this house when we did. It's
such a happy house…such a hot happy house." I'm just so glad I got to spend so much time fixing up the house while my kids ran wild in the neighborhood. That culdesac really comes in handy knowing your kids are safe playing in the street. I just wished I could have scored a free air conditioner pimping out some HVAC company's name on the air but there were no takers.
"Speaking of hot, I just about passed out after my appearance at Bardon in Santee on Sunday. It was from noon to 2pm, the hottest part of the day, and we were stationed outside in the parking lot the whole time. I also took Dave's fancy old convertible, the Mercedez Benz, because he needed my car,the brand new Beamer, to haul kids around. So, basically, I was in the blazing east county sun for three hours straight. Not good for a girl who has red-headed blood running through her veins. The Hietters are not known for their sun tolerance. I felt "woozy", as my Grandma would say, for a good 24 hours." I mean I know Bardon did me a big favor hooking me up with a practically free kitchen for giving them free advertising time on the air in return but did I really have to sit in the heat for 2 straight hours sweating profusely? Even though the Hietters don't fair well in the sun I figure Char has a good 10 years to go before he has to worry about skin cancer.
"Today is my one day to shop for the "73 Outfit of The Week." of course on Star's expense account Rita has Evan until 2pm on Tuesdays,so I can go home and nap for 4 hours, so I'm going to scoot on over to Target to check out their Paul and Joe line. It looks super cute and it's way affordable. Then I have to get on over to Walgreens to buy something that could possibly ruin my big photo shoot tomorrow.Yes I know I'm cheap but after Dave makes me put all that money away into my 401k, Roth IRA's, stocks, bonds and mutual funds and of course stockpiling our savings account, the one account he lets me put a few $$ in each paycheck is the only account I can spend out of. Of course I know we have plenty of money for the finer things in life like the new Beamer, private school for my sweet Char(only the best will do) and of course my extensive designer shoe and purse collection. Yes, we're getting new pictures taken here at the station, and, of course, my roots are in full force. I can't seem to time out my appointments properly. Anyway, there's this temporary spray-on highlight stuff in a can that washes out. It seems like the perfect solution, but it's only $5.49, which concerns me. I'll let you know what happens!"
"See you tomorrow, Diary." or maybe this will be the only entry for September.
Last edited by Smitty; 09-06-2006 at 06:49 AM.
This woman is so amazingly self-absorbed, it's nausiating. One day, she's going to wake up and see that her children are grown and gone, and she wasted all of their childhood time buying stupid clothes at Ross and spending all of her waking hours doing "Laura-maintenance". She's obviously taking a page from the Joan Crawford memoir (and look how well that turned out for Joan Crawford).
Very well put Smitty.
DCM #13
Smitty for Mayor. Well said. Laura is unbelievable in her lameness. She is the mother in the neighborhood who says goodbye to the kids at dawn and does not see them again until dark. She pawns them off on other people to watch so she can have "alone time" - aka nap, TV, and drinking time. We have one in our neighborhood. Laura lets her kids roam the area unsupervised - swimming, riding bikes, whatever, as long as she does not have to be involved. Lazy! Today Laura said that when Dave gets home she needs to go out into the backyard to relax by herself. She only works four hours a day, she naps, and she has a nanny! What is she so tired from? Lifting the bottle, changing the channel, rolling over and searching frantically for one last M&M that may be stuck to her man-like body?
Last edited by boris85; 09-06-2006 at 03:51 PM.
'Smitty for Mayor. Well said. Laura is unbelievable in her lameness. She is the mother in the neighborhood who says goodbye to the kids at dawn and does not see them again until dark. She pawns them off on other people to watch so she can have "alone time" - aka nap, TV, and drinking time. We have one in our neighborhood. Laura lets her kids roam the area unsupervised - swimming, riding bikes, whatever, as long as she does not have to be involved. Lazy! Today Laura said that when Dave gets home she needs to go out into the backyard to relax by herself. She only works four hours a day, she naps, and she has a nanny! What is she so tired from? Lifting the bottle, changing the channel, rolling over and searching frantically for one last M&M that may stuck to her man-like body?
Meow!!! Are you sure you are not part feline?
Bravo, Boris and Smitty.
LBM a lot.
Boris and Smitty have much too much time on their hands.
Or...do we have too many hands on time? Bottom line, Laura is frequently mistaken for Big Bird as she walks down the street with her enormous beak and hideous feet. Now her house is infested with rats! Why does every hoe she lives in turn into a squalor dwelling? I can see it now - she'll travel across the region singing that stupid Corky's Pest Control jingle in coffee houses for free service. Maybe if she actually kept a clean house the rodents would leave.
They probly work for the Government.
Anyone want to place an order with me?
DCM #13
Do you also have jbm?Anyone want to place an order with me?
Lmbo (not laura bugs me outrageously) but laughing my you know what off...
Whiskers. Methinks you be jealous...
Richie
Just what is it specifically that makes Laura bug you? Her voice? Her comments? Her feet?
Last edited by krattchick; 09-07-2006 at 06:29 AM.
Or, does the government work for us?
Hey all! I wanted to tell you that you guys are funny. As I read your posts I often find myself saying, NO SH!T! The J$J (yes that is a dollar sign) Blowgram (cuz it does), has sadly fallen off the map.
Unfortunately Ive been listening off and on just to know what you guys are talking about here. I totally agree that Laura is a complete moron. Case in point, today she was talking about one of the Desperate House Whores being pregnant and said that she was, "PLUMP WITH FETUS!" Who in hell says that? Plump with fetus? To say that she is stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Last edited by TENHUT; 09-07-2006 at 08:05 AM.
Well that's a start.
She says the dumbest things. It's like she doesn't think before she talks. She just wants to hear her own voice.
Then she's ugly. She thinks that she's this hot blonde, but she's hideous.
She's a horrible mother but she thinks she should be mother of the year because she did something normal people do for their kids all the time.
She thinks of no one other than herself. She's so self absorbed.
She complains about not having money yet it's obvious that she does.
She complains about not having time for everything yet she only works 4 hours a day.
She has no talent at all. If it wasn't for the two J's she would be working for minimum wage somewhere.
Yes, her voice bugs me. Her comments are dumb and she has very ugly feet.
Should I continue? Other's here can chime in because she bugs them too.
DCM #13
Hey TENHUT! Come on in, the water is warm.
I'll get you the LBM button as soon as the order comes in.
DCM #13
You covered most of my annoyances with her...add that she is always selling out for free stuff
leaving the parenting of her kids to who knows who? and talks about it to no end.
can't even handle her kids on vacation.
"the head boil" after extensions...and talking about it.
Last edited by Wabbitsd; 09-07-2006 at 10:00 AM.
It's 10:07 and they are still on air!!!
Way too funny-
Totally different subject- have you guys seen the video of the local fox6 reporter Mattes who got beat up on camera? Those people are really scary and they are out on bail after trying to kill the guy!! It doesn't seem right to me.
I think that guy is Boris
I am every guy and every guy is me - I am a fighter for the human spirit and a champion for all that is good in this world. I battle stupidity, enjoy cold beers on days that end in "y," promote hot tubing in the nude, dream of someday meeting the real Little Debbie, and put chocolate milk in the my cereal. I typically wear briefs, but on occasion will bust out the superhero themed boxers to keep the crowd guessing. I have been a Chippendale's dancer, a sign spinner, an ice cream vendor, and a magician. I have worn a badge, sported a Chuck E. Cheese costume, massaged King Stahlman, sold caskets, and cleaned theaters. I have spied, been spied on, and slept standing up. I have been in a horizontal position with two naked women simultaneously on several occasions and I have liked it. I am you, you are me, and for that, we are all the better.
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