Man kills wife for wanting to cuddle after sex

**ialsohaveadream** · 08-07-2005, 03:42 PM

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

Um, yeah. That seems like a fairly extreme reaction.

**Jenny** · 08-07-2005, 03:56 PM

Damn. lol

**johnnymk** · 08-07-2005, 04:50 PM

Betcha there will be a lot of guys who will want to cuddle with him in jail. But then, maybe not.

**Yossarian** · 08-07-2005, 06:04 PM

even better, it was because he wanted to watch mike tyson highlights on ESPN

**DarkFury** · 08-07-2005, 07:22 PM

That's what happens when you interrupt SportsCenter...

Duh nuh nuh... Duh nuh nuh...

**Kim** · 08-07-2005, 07:50 PM

Dang! Someone forgot to take his happy pills.

**Jane83** · 08-07-2005, 08:40 PM

maybe the sex was bad

**Gothic Girl** · 08-08-2005, 02:15 AM

That's just insane. I can't believe that wanting to cuddle is a killing offense nowadays.

**mcs328** · 08-08-2005, 07:02 AM

That's crazy. It's just sports. Now if it were LAN party or a raid in Molten Core or something I understand...

j/k.

**modena** · 08-08-2005, 10:21 AM

omg, omg, omg....and on that page the link takes you too, there is a news article about a man raping a 92 year old woman

**cadetevon** · 08-08-2005, 12:09 PM

Makes me glad that I'm not much of a cuddler.

**ski** · 08-08-2005, 12:21 PM

Aren't you supposed to just roll over and fall asleep right after?

**cadetevon** · 08-08-2005, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by ski

Aren't you supposed to just roll over and fall asleep right after?

If it's done right, yep.

Me: I'm all done now...get offa me.

LOL! I kid, but mostly, if it's done right...I'm happy, but tired and worn out. I just wanna go to sleep.

**nickel** · 08-08-2005, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by ski

Aren't you supposed to just roll over and fall asleep right after?

i've read that guys don't like to be touched much after. they just shut down after an orgasm.

**bachviet** · 08-08-2005, 12:45 PM

Only in FL... Enough said.

**guiseppewv** · 08-08-2005, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Jane83

maybe the sex was bad

It couldn't have been that bad. Even bad sex is better than no sex......most of the time.

**ialsohaveadream** · 08-08-2005, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by nickel

i've read that guys don't like to be touched much after. they just shut down after an orgasm.

Exactly. Although a woman can cuddle up on me all she wants, as I can usually take a nice quick nap right afterwards.

**nickel** · 08-08-2005, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream

Exactly. Although a woman can cuddle up on me all she wants, as I can usually take a nice quick nap right afterwards.

no round 2? too bad.

**bachviet** · 08-08-2005, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by nickel

no round 2? too bad.

It ain't boxing...

**ialsohaveadream** · 08-08-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by nickel

no round 2? too bad.

What do you think I'm resting up for?

**InfiniteNothing** · 08-08-2005, 03:10 PM

Here's the cool thread on what guys like to do afterwards.

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59916

**nickel** · 08-08-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream

What do you think I'm resting up for?

*checks watch again*

are you ready yet?

**ialsohaveadream** · 08-08-2005, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by nickel

*checks watch again*

are you ready yet?

Just get me a glass of Gatorade. I enjoy marathons.

**Mommypooh** · 08-09-2005, 07:46 AM

I can get up and clean the whole house after a good round.

**DarkFury** · 08-09-2005, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream

Just get me a glass of Gatorade. I enjoy marathons.

"Is it in you..."

Originally Posted by Mommypooh

I can get up and clean the whole house after a good round.

Wow.... do you make housecalls?

(j/k

I don't want your hubby to get pissed with me.

)

**Mommypooh** · 08-09-2005, 10:28 AM

He will get over it.

**DarkFury** · 08-09-2005, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Mommypooh

He will get over it.

Whoo hoo!!!

(That counts as "confirmation" as to a "Yes" answer.

)

**zenbooty** · 08-09-2005, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by nickel

i've read that guys don't like to be touched much after. they just shut down after an orgasm.

Its true. A girl is never so beautiful as she is right before you're about to get it on. And she is never more unappealing as she is about 5 seconds after you "blast off." Its uncanny, and really weird once you become concious of it. While this guy's reaction was extreme to say the least, and indicative of some serious emotional problems (which pale in comparison to the problems he now faces), I can see where the basis for that emotional upheaval stemmed from. How it got out of hand though is entirely up to speculation.