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    Man "Accidentally" Runs Over Wife Twice

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050810/...y_pensioner_dc

    Man accidentally runs over wife twice

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    BERLIN (Reuters) - A 75-year-old German was so shocked he had accidentally run down his wife he started forward and drove over her again, authorities said Wednesday.
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    Police in the western town of Bad Nauheim said the man compounded his 73-year-old wife's misery after an onlooker told him he had just run her over while backing out of a parking space. The woman was rushed to hospital and survived.

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    oh dang...I'm sorry...let me go back...oh dang I ran over you again didn't I?

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    That poor guy (& his wife, too. lol).
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    She lived.... oh is he in for the beating of a lifetime.

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    idiot. WHen you run over somebody you don't go back the other direction.
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    did all 4 tires go over her twice, or did the back wheels go over her, and then to get the car off her, he went forward?

    technically both are running over her twice, but the first option is funnier

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    http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

    ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

    The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

    After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

    The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

    The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.
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    to the 1st story: amazing how a 75 yr old woman can be run over twwice and still not die....
    to the 2nd: the husband didnt think "man, its awfully quiet"
    and what did the kid say when mom got out of the car and didnt come back? every kid i have ever met asks "wheres the other parent" when they leave.
    fate grasps me and blurs my vision

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    I can't even imagine what would happen if I "accidentally" did either one of those to my wife. The guy that left his wife at the gas station must have been a serious flake to not realize that she was not in the car.

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