Arrrrr! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald...ry/4018055.htm
Arrrrr! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald...ry/4018055.htm
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
Because he needed some R & ARRRRRRRrrr!!!
Blimey! Get yer pirate name ye scurvy sea dog:
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
apparently my pirate name is Not-So-Keen-On-the-Womenfolk Benjamin.
ARRRR they kidding?
What kind of sweaters does a pirate wear?
ARRRRRRRgyle!!!
"I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre
OMG!!! I almost missed TLAP Day!!!
Arrr!!! I'm obliged to ya kgsilvas!
Arrrr!!!
Ohhhh . . . so THAT explains cnet.com
Oh yeah . . . where does a pirate go for coffee??
St-ARRRRRRR-bucks
I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and beastiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse
A man went into the pet shop " I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.
"I don't have any parrots at the moment , but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places , poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot . Just as realistic and easily controlled."
"Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK ? " asked the customer " I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible ."
" I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine " said the pet shop owner " I have one at home . I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it ".
" Sorry " said the customer " I can't make it on Thursday . That's the day I'm having my leg cut off ."
70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
The bartender says, “Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?”
The pirate replies, “Aye! It’s driving me nuts!”
Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83073
(among others)
stay low... keep moving...
Kevin & Bean on K-Arrrr-O-Q 106.7 here in Los Angeles celebrated International Talk like a Pirate Day with style.
I think over again
My small adventures, my fears.
The small ones that seemed so big,
For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.
And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:
To live to see the great day that dawns,
And the light that fills the world.
-old Inuit song
Well arr arr de harr! Ain't ye all a laugh! Do ayes make fun a the way you talks? Aill ave your arse for me dinner ah will!
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aaarrrrr may-t
-Esme .....
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
In a surreal moment today, I called the NOC to report that I would be working on a switch in our network and spoke as a pirate. The NOC engineer responded with, "Arrrr Kevster, I'll be lookin' fer those alarrrrrrms from your work. Give those scury dogs ye steel for me!"
I think over again
My small adventures, my fears.
The small ones that seemed so big,
For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.
And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:
To live to see the great day that dawns,
And the light that fills the world.
-old Inuit song
Originally Posted by Kevster
that's awesome!
i'm going to be talking to my students/faculty today in pirate talk. we'll see how the respond.
Funny thing is my wife and I watched Pirates of the Carribbean last night. Must have been a higher power that triggered that thought in me head.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been....
man, the threads are so much more interesting with pirate talk!
Arrr! Me piratey name be Cap'n Bill Cutthroat, yaarrr!!!!
Pirate Enrico the Off-White be I.
Tis my favorite pirate joke ever, that is.
-Esme .....
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
This is by the far, the most enjoyable day i've spent browsing G|A
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You obviously have no lifeThis is by the far, the most enjoyable day i've spent browsing G|A
BTW, why hasn't DF brought up peeling potatoes by now?
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” (Winston Churchill)
I don't see how a pirate makes that joke any better
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.
who else would be saying "it's driving me nuts?" only a pirate.
most ppl would say it's driving it's driving my nuts.
I like potatoes.You obviously have no life
BTW, why hasn't DF brought up peeling potatoes by now?
LMAO
It's all in the delivARRRRRy, son. Tis the timing, it is!
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Almost any alternative singer
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.
i don't listen to alternative...so pirate works better in this...Almost any alternative singer
WHY THE HELL IS THIS EVEN A DISCUSSION!??!?!?!
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