Fw: greedy american doctors

[welfareloser]

yep... a little offense for everyone...

Subject: FW: GREEDY AMERICAN DOCTORS


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> An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there,=20
> he is sexually promiscuous and doesn't use a condom. A=20
> week after arriving home, he finds his penis is covered=20
> with bright green spots. Horrified, he goes to see his=20
> doctor. Days later the doctor calls and says, "I've got=20
> bad news.=20
> You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare. We know=20
> little about it. We have to amputate your penis." The=20
> next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring=20
> he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor=20
> examines him and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD."=20
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> "What can you do?" asks the man. "My American doctor wants
> to amputate!
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> The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid=20
> American doctors always want to operate. Make more money=20
> that way. No need to operate!"=20
> "Oh, thank God!" the man replies. "Yes!" says the Chinese=20
> doctor. "You no worry! Wait two weeks.=20
> Dick fall off by itself!"=20

[Burzhui]

how sad

[Jenny]

hehehe Yeah, I've read that before.

[DarkFury]

Another lesson learned... I'd say.

Don't go to bat without your jimmy hat.

[bachviet]

Heard that before. Still find it funny.

[cheapchinese]

lolz
not bad, got it in email i presume ">"

[esme]

good one!! ....i like .....i like!

[surfer]

Good one!

[cadetevon]

This one makes me laugh and cringe everytime I hear it.

[Nija]

I didn't chuckle =20

[guiseppewv]

No glove, No love.

[booger73]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or smirk... heh.

[DaFunkyUnit]

if you tap her, wear the wrapper

[nate el bueno]

I didn't chuckle =20

haha that did get annoying