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    Hmm 1 chicken strip???

    I stopped by Jack in the Box today to get a Dr. Pepper. As I ordered, I was staring at this lovely picture of a box full of steaming hot chicken strips, with ranch dressing, so I ordered "a chicken strips". yummy! just the thing I need after spending an hour and a half getting my will to live sucked out by the Social Security office! As I drive away, I reach into the bag, and pulled out... a chicken strip. One chicken strip. A single, lonely, measly chicken strip. Cuz that's all that was in the bag.

    So, the lesson of the today is - apparently, you can buy a single chicken strip at Jack in the Box, so be careful what you ask for!

    However, the question of the day is, who in the world orders a single chicken strip?? come-on, be daring, order a box full of chicken strips! I know they're awfully filling, but two or three more won't hurt your diet!

    anyhow, thought i'd share my discovery!
    Have a groovy day!

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    You should've gone back and complained.

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    Was it shaped like a chicken head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    Was it shaped like a chicken head?
    Nasty! LOL

    I'm with GG, I would have gone back or called to complain.
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    How much for a rib??
    Last edited by Butch; 09-27-2005 at 03:42 PM.
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    next time try McD's chicken selects 3 piece with ranch ftw


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gothic Girl
    You should've gone back and complained.
    i was already late from my lunch hour and had to get back for a meeting, so i decided to suck it up and enjoy my single chicken strip. and now i have a humorous story as a result!
    Have a groovy day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    next time try McD's chicken selects 3 piece with ranch ftw
    ftw? what's that mean? the only ftw i know is "f*** the world."

    also, avlena, you are a much better person than i. people messing up my drive-thru order gets me really, REALLY, unreasonably, murderously irate. it's irrational, i know, but i swear, when i used to eat at McD's, if i got sweet and sour sauce with my mcnuggets instead of barbecue like i asked, or if they didn't give me any at all, or if they gave me the wrong drink, i would go absolutely BALLISTIC on them. i have no idea why. it's one of my issues...

    which leads me to ask: did they charge you accordingly for only one chicken strip, or did they charge you for a meal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freelance Superhero
    people messing up my drive-thru order gets me really, REALLY, unreasonably, murderously irate.
    [joe pesci] They f*ck you at the drive thru! [/joe pesci]

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    "Can I get just ONE rib....

    Got change for a hunnet..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Freelance Superhero
    ftw? what's that mean? the only ftw i know is "f*** the world."

    also, avlena, you are a much better person than i. people messing up my drive-thru order gets me really, REALLY, unreasonably, murderously irate. it's irrational, i know, but i swear, when i used to eat at McD's, if i got sweet and sour sauce with my mcnuggets instead of barbecue like i asked, or if they didn't give me any at all, or if they gave me the wrong drink, i would go absolutely BALLISTIC on them. i have no idea why. it's one of my issues...

    which leads me to ask: did they charge you accordingly for only one chicken strip, or did they charge you for a meal?
    f*** the world? now does that make any sense with what i wrote?
    when in doubt, urbandictionary is your friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    f*** the world? now does that make any sense with what i wrote?
    when in doubt, urbandictionary is your friend.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
    Actually, they have f#ck the world in one of their definitions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    "Can I get just ONE rib....

    Got change for a hunnet..."
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    i'd be like, hey... is that bungholio tryin to tell me i need to cut my calorie intake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freelance Superhero
    which leads me to ask: did they charge you accordingly for only one chicken strip, or did they charge you for a meal?
    yeah, they charged me the proper amount, but i didn't really look at the receipt until later. i was too busy ranting in my head about the day's events to hear the total, so i just handed over a 20, grabbed the change and my food, and rushed back to work.

    Quote Originally Posted by welfareloser
    i'd be like, hey... is that bungholio tryin to tell me i need to cut my calorie intake?
    good point, maybe the lady was telling me I needed to get my butt to the gym!
    Have a groovy day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    f*** the world? now does that make any sense with what i wrote?
    when in doubt, urbandictionary is your friend.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
    ahhh, okay, that sounds familiar now...
    Quote Originally Posted by avlena
    yeah, they charged me the proper amount, but i didn't really look at the receipt until later. i was too busy ranting in my head about the day's events to hear the total, so i just handed over a 20, grabbed the change and my food, and rushed back to work.
    okay, that's good. at least you didn't get ripped off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    Bah, I guess my reference to it in post 5 was a little too subtle
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    f*** the world? now does that make any sense with what i wrote?
    when in doubt, urbandictionary is your friend.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
    I can't go there from work... Urban dictionary is blocked.

    So what does FTW mean?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    I can't go there from work... Urban dictionary is blocked.

    So what does FTW mean?
    FOR THE WIN!

    i wouldn't ever use it the other way: F*** The World.
    i'm not that type.

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    I'm with Freelance..I don't get irrate..but I get seriously pissed when they give me diet coke or syrupless drinks. Now, i don't leave the window until i've sampled the goods
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Bah, I guess my reference to it in post 5 was a little too subtle
    The key to that quote is the breaking of the $100 bill for it.

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