Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush his daily global defense
At the end of the South American section he concluded by saying:
"Sadly, the blast killed 3 Brazilian soldiers."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
the president, his head in his hands.
Finally, Bush looked up and asked, "How many exactly is a brazillion?"