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  1. 10-06-2005, 07:15 AM #1
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    Joky poo

    Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush his daily global defense
    briefing.

    At the end of the South American section he concluded by saying:
    "Sadly, the blast killed 3 Brazilian soldiers."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
    the president, his head in his hands.
    Finally, Bush looked up and asked, "How many exactly is a brazillion?"
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  2. 10-06-2005, 07:22 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burzhui
    Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush his daily global defense briefing.
    Hmmmm.... so THAT's what they "call it" now huh?


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  3. 10-06-2005, 07:22 AM #3
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    I heard that one about a week ago except it was done as a blonde joke. Still pretty funny.
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  4. 10-06-2005, 07:26 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    I heard that one about a week ago except it was done as a blonde joke. Still pretty funny.
    Yup

    http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91866

    I like it as a Bush joke, though . . . now I can tell it without offending my fair-headed female friends.
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  5. 10-06-2005, 07:29 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Yup

    http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91866

    I like it as a Bush joke, though . . . now I can tell it without offending my fair-headed female friends.
    It wouldn't matter either way... cause it would be "over their heads" anyway.


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  6. 10-06-2005, 09:30 AM #6
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    Ok, I've got one...stop me if you've heard it.

    Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush and a blonde his daily global defense
    briefing...
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  7. 10-06-2005, 09:37 AM #7
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    I thought that you misspelled "jockey", and figured this was either going to be a funny story about a horserider having an embarassing accident, or some soiled underwear...
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  8. 10-06-2005, 10:02 AM #8
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    funny! Heard it before and still love it.
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