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  1. 10-07-2005, 12:28 PM #1
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    Esquire names "Sexiest Woman Alive"...

    ...and they chose Jessica Biel.

    Umm, she's hot...but no.

    Quote Originally Posted by Esqure Magazine
    NEW YORK - Esquire magazine has named Jessica Biel the Sexiest Woman Alive.

    Esquire says Biel is an “underground icon to the generation of men who are coming of age now.” Esquire’s editor in chief says Biel is “talented and about to burst onto the scene.” She’s in the movie “Elizabethtown” that comes out October 14.

    The magazine also picked the hottest women of their generation. Gong Li represents the 30-somethings, Sharon Stone the 40-somethings and Rene Russo the 50-somethings.
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  2. 10-07-2005, 12:33 PM #2
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    How much lobbying and behind the scenes grubbing did that take?

    She used to go to my school and I saw her a handful of times in person - not particularly pretty, and quite plain looking at that too.

    I have a lot of second-hand stories of friends who have had encounters with her but I'll reserve that as they're not particularly nice stories.
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    i think heather locklear should have been there instead of sharon stone.
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    wow... gong li for the 30-somethings huh? that's a bold choice.
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  5. 10-07-2005, 12:59 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freelance Superhero
    wow... gong li for the 30-somethings huh? that's a bold choice.

    Hmmm........

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    Hmm...well the gratuitous breast shot sways my vote. Thanks MikeD
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  7. 10-07-2005, 01:17 PM #7
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    maybe they have the wrong jessica?

    jessica parker? umm...no
    jessica tandy? umm...NO
    jessica rabbit? mayyyybe
    jessica alba? AHHHHH!!!! YESSSS!!!!
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  8. 10-07-2005, 01:43 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoniMan
    maybe they have the wrong jessica?

    jessica parker? umm...no
    jessica tandy? umm...NO
    jessica rabbit? mayyyybe
    jessica alba? AHHHHH!!!! YESSSS!!!!

    Definately.
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  9. 10-07-2005, 01:48 PM #9
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    whose that asian chick miked, porn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoniMan
    maybe they have the wrong jessica?

    jessica parker? umm...no
    jessica tandy? umm...NO
    jessica rabbit? mayyyybe
    jessica alba? AHHHHH!!!! YESSSS!!!!

    .....she's pretty
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    i agree i think alba should have won...didnt she get picked last year or something?
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    Last edited by Thesifer; 10-07-2005 at 02:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapchinese
    whose that asian chick miked, porn?
    how are you chinese and NOT know who gong li is?


    a quick biography and filmography thanx to wikipedia
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    yeah .....jessica biel is not that pretty ......
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    She's cute. Not great, alright, but not the sexiest woman alive. Sad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimm

    Definately.
    One more vote goes to Jessica Alba here
    She's HOT.
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    Keira Knightley. /lick
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    huh .....i still vote for J.A
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeD
    Hmmm........

    Post of the day!

    And agreed, MikeD...Jessica Biel isn't even the sexiest chick on this page anymore.

    Personally, I'm still going with Shakira, although I like the Keira Knightley suggestion too. Jessica Alba is ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapchinese
    whose that asian chick miked, porn?
    I can only hope...God, I can only hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeD
    Hmmm........

    My beef is not that they named her... it is that, well atleast on Entertainment Weekly or some show like it, they called her an up and coming Chinese Actress.... ummm yeah in America... in China... hell in Asia she is a Goddess.
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    Catherine Zeta is much sexier imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimm

    Definately.
    YEP!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sizemic1
    Catherine Zeta is much sexier imo
    Ooh good one. She gets my vote
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    Quote Originally Posted by sizemic1
    Catherine Zeta is much sexier imo
    funny thing i tried to post the same thing from work, and my ISP decided to crap out on me at that exact point, between the moment i clicked this post and by the time i pressed submit i was without service.... damn you verizon!
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    Jessica Alba gets my vote.
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