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    Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff nickel's Avatar
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    this is so sad :(

    ANOKA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
    Anoka, MN courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
    ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
    beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
    keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity
    be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
    aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live
    with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
    the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family
    and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among
    them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to
    propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer
    with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to
    the Minnesota Vikings, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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    Bwahaha!!!

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    At first it was

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    Damn you Nickel...

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    lol! I've heard that one...except applied to the Texans.
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    Heh... good joke there Nickel..

    Now we must beat you for it.


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    Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff nickel's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Heh... good joke there Nickel..

    Now we must beat you for it.
    please do

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    Classic! Nice post. Going to have to remember that one since I love those type of jokes.

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    Nice Post..... Poor Vikings and Kid

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    I just hope that the boy's theory holds true this Sunday.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    I like the Packers version better
    but I suppose my Bears aren't doing any better

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    you got me pretty good!

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    LOL good one

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    Nickel,

    You are two or three days late on that joke. Since it was football related, I decided to put it in Sports/Entertainment forum.
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    Funny
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    Nice joke. As soon as I correct it for the Chargers I am sending it out via email.

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    Nah...you gotta change it to the Texans...

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