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    Heh Reason Number 3423 To Not Get Drunk

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    Sometimes you just have a really bad day...

    Nov 22, 11:07 AM (ET)

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said Monday.

    "He was too drunk to go to the toilet," said a police spokesman. "The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment." When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.

    Firemen eventually put out the blaze.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    Loser.

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    so sad .....especially at his age!!

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    isnt that what a laundrymat and fans are for??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mommypooh
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon
    Loser.
    Wanted to get them in the right order...

    I'll add "moron".

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    Try to explain that to the insurance company.
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