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  1. 11-27-2005, 07:53 PM #1
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    forget-me-not panties

    forget-me-not panties will help protect the women in your life!
    These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
    Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

    These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.

    The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!


    http://forgetmenotpanties.contagious...org/about.html

    i just wonder if anyone buys these for someone and passes them off as just regular run-of-the-mill boyshort panties.
    *click me*
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  2. 11-27-2005, 08:13 PM #2
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    haha nice...
    what if you dont wear panties?
    how will you be traced then?
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  3. 11-27-2005, 08:26 PM #3
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    I wonder who invented these????
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  4. 11-27-2005, 10:28 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jane83
    haha nice...
    what if you dont wear panties?
    how will you be traced then?
    Commando wire.


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  5. 11-28-2005, 02:09 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Commando wire.
    Dermal implant? And if so, where?
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.

    -old Inuit song
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  6. 11-28-2005, 02:43 PM #6
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    This has to be a joke.
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  7. 11-28-2005, 03:50 PM #7
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    That is great.
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  8. 11-28-2005, 03:56 PM #8
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    this is something a stalker would like ......here's your (now i'll know where to find you every day) xmas present
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  9. 11-28-2005, 04:30 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimm
    This has to be a joke.
    It is.
    "We're just patriots against an unjust law. Just like all those guys in prison." - Homer J. Simpson
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  10. 11-28-2005, 04:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadlnc
    It is.
    No it isn't. I already ordered some for Nickle. j/k
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  11. 11-28-2005, 06:12 PM #11
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    Does it set off a remote alarm when they come off? Hahahahahaha!
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  12. 11-28-2005, 08:13 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by guiseppewv
    No it isn't. I already ordered some for Nickle. j/k
    look at you... always showering me with useful gifts
    *click me*
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  13. 11-30-2005, 05:06 PM #13
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    DAmn that is ruthless!!!!!!!
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  14. 11-30-2005, 05:14 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimm
    This has to be a joke.
    Just click on the Order Now button, then click on one of the styles. You'll get the whole story.
    stay low... keep moving...
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