70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders
Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
a friend of mine forwarded me a similar list some time ago, but there were some from this link that weren't in my email.
"There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris."
"I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
NBA REPORT 10-11/ The 3-Peat!
1948 1949 1950 1952 1953 1954 1972 1980 1982 1985 1987 1988 2000 2001 2002 2009 2010 Reigning NBA CHAMPS!
3 days ~ Willie Nelson
3 days I dread to see arrive
3 days I hate to be alive
3 days filled with tears and sorrow
yesterday today and tomorrow
...and now a random fact about Mr. T:
Chuck Norris was originally cast as Face in the A-Team. When the directors asked him to shave off his beard he roundhouse kicked George Peppard in the face and walked off the set. The producers then offered the role of B.A. to Chuck's mortal enemy, Mr. T, out of spite. The rest is television history.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists
Common sense is what tells you the Earth is flat.
I know it's been a few months, but for the complete, unabridged database on Vin Diesel, look no further.Originally Posted by eSDeeLoco
I think over again
My small adventures, my fears.
The small ones that seemed so big,
For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.
And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:
To live to see the great day that dawns,
And the light that fills the world.
-old Inuit song
Same link to the same site. His is to the top-30. To get all of them...the lower right.Originally Posted by Kevster
Not to be post nazi...
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Vin Diesel's best role was in "The Iron Giant."
Hahaha. I found this link from college humor of Chuck Norris talking about the Chuck Norris facts.
Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing