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    Tech support I can support

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slow-down in over system performance - particulary in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NHL 4.1, NASCAR 4.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Naggin 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate

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    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:

    "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download that Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in teh background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional softward to improve memory and performance.

    We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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    From November 2003! And you were the last person to respond.
    http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showth...Boyfriend+tech

    I was about to just say OBG...but I remembered reading it here before, so I looked. You must be getting old if you dont remember things like this.
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    Chief of Naval Operations brainsmile's Avatar
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    no wonder I liked it... just watched Aeon Flux. Maybe that was my clone
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    brainsmile had a brain fart

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    brainsmile had a brain fart
    Nah, its a glitch in the Got|Apex Matrix.
    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been....

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    But where's the double post of the cats?
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    I was reachin for the golden shovel too, till I saw the date...
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