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    WTF? This lady is crazy.

    http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=33194

    That's Not Your Husband, It's a Mannequin!

    By Lindy Thackston
    First Coast News

    KINGSLAND, GA -- Suzy Walker loves to share a meal with her husband, despite getting some strange looks.

    "I think if they knew what I was doing they would probably enjoy it," said Walker.

    Walker says she stands by her man because he's a doll. Literally. She has a mannequin that eerily resembles her husband, a sailor on the USS West Virginia.

    "When I put the mustache on him, I couldn't believe the resemblance," said Walker. "It's incredible."

    It's the newlywed's first separation, and Walker was looking for a way to get through the alone time.

    "I was surfing EBay and I saw a sailor for sale," said Walker. "One day he was used for a photo shoot in Washington, and I was the high bidder."

    Walker bought her stand-in man for $200 and she takes him everywhere.

    He's been to the movie theater, Victoria's Secret, and the gas station to buy lottery tickets.

    The couple attracts lots of attention.

    "It helps me pass the time while he's gone," said Walker. "And knowing that I'm making him a photo album so he really will know where I've been, gives me a good feeling."

    The mannequin weighs about 40 pounds.

    Her husband, DB Walker, had no idea at first, but word quickly spread to the submarine, and he thinks it's hilarious.

    No word yet on when DB Walker will return home to Kingsland.
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    WTF. Um, hey sailor.... consider an annulment.
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    what a way to cope ...... **coo coo**

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    Quote Originally Posted by esme
    what a way to cope ...... **coo coo**
    I was thinking the same thing
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    If you were the sailor, would you want to return to that?

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    Sounds like he is not the one who has been out to sea too long.
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    He will be the recipient of the lovely Navy jokes for a long time.
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    She is just using it as an excuse to use the carpool lane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eSDeeLoco
    She is just using it as an excuse to use the carpool lane.
    I dunno, Id rather you the pregnant excuse then that one but then again, she's not all there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prisoner 24601
    If you were the sailor, would you want to return to that?
    I wouldn't marry it, but crazy girls are usually kept around for one reason...she must be FANTASTIC.

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    Am I the only one who thinks what she's doing is adorable?
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prisoner 24601
    If you were the sailor, would you want to return to that?

    He could fight the "guy" to win back his lady friends affectations, or maybe she might even end up preferring the mannequin... silly lady....
    LK was treated unfairly

    thanks X

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    Lady has serious issues!!! Esta Completamente loca en la cabeza



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    That's even worse than Norman Bates! Heh heh, psychos rule

    Quote Originally Posted by molecularfire
    Am I the only one who thinks what she's doing is adorable?
    Ummm, yep.
    Last edited by Gothic Girl; 12-12-2005 at 11:57 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by molecularfire
    Am I the only one who thinks what she's doing is adorable?
    No, I think it's kind of sweet. A bit wacky, but sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clutchy
    He could fight the "guy" to win back his lady friends affectations, or maybe she might even end up preferring the mannequin... silly lady....
    or it could end up being a three-way

    Eiffel Tower, baby!

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    If it were a real doll, it might be a bit more understandable. For those who dont know what a real doll is, dont do a search at work as its not work safe. Hence the reason I didnt just type the website address that came up after googling the name.
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    Stories like this make me glad I am just a sourdough round and not human.
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    hey, if soliciting strange looks from strangers is how she entertains herself... more power to her
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    and i thought i had issues....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jane83
    and i thought i had issues....
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    Normal people don't do things like this. People who absolutely must be the center of attention at all times do things like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jane83
    and i thought i had issues....
    Oh, don't worry... I'm sure you still do. One thing that took me a while to learn in life is that other people's insanity doesn't make me any saner.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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