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    Hilton publicists fight urine claims

    Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

    Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

    The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.

    Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton's heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite's urine.

    He says: "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

    The cab driver claims one of Hilton's pals offered him $200 (€165.70) for the towel.

    A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.

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    <Sir Froggy moment...>

    Urine trouble anytime someone pisses in your backseat.

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    I hate Paris Hilton. She's ugly, she's stupid, and she's got a rat face. Nicole Richie was hot 'til she became a toothpick.

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    Rich people need sh*t like this to knock them down a peg.

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    Given her previous exploits, this one seems believable. Certainly not the worst thing she's done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    <Sir Froggy moment...>
    Urine trouble anytime someone pisses in your backseat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kgsilvas
    Given her previous exploits, this one seems believable. Certainly not the worst thing she's done.
    She is definitely one classless little girl. It just proves money really doesn't buy everything...................especially class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon


    Rich people need sh*t like this to knock them down a peg.
    Grouping all people into one category is not nice. All rich people aren't like this, just like all poor people aren't <insert any generalization here>.

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    Frankly, even if she did pee in the car....BFD...unless it was intentional. (Big Fv*king Deal) Think about all of the people that you know, or know of, that as a result of drinking either urinated and/or defecated somewhere in appropriately. Sometimes its the old "cop a squat", other times its the "too passed out to get up and go", and some times its walkng to the "bathroom" only to find out it was your friends living room waste basket later.

    Unless the cabby told her that the Carl's Jr. burger she was more attractive than her and she did it as revenge, the most trouble she should get into is to clean the cab of her stench. Frankly, the cabby will most likely post a sign saying Paris Hilton Pee'd here and charge more for the privilege.
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