Who wants to trade their ranking?

[theHNIC]

I will trade for the ranking of a captain, commander or lieutenant commander.

[spigidygak]

. . . For. . . what?

[theHNIC]

To be an ensign, of course.

[coleslaw]

I'll trade my commander ranking for a new P3 1GHz and motherboard. any inquiries, please email me!

[RoniMan]

you realize, of course gotmilk, that those rankings aren't REAL? they don't mean anything?

[spigidygak]

Shhhh. . . I want to get something out of this. Alright folks, Captain rank will be sold on Ebay .

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by RoniMan
you realize, of course gotmilk, that those rankings aren't REAL? they don't mean anything?

I know that, its just that I feel like a private now and i'm beyond that stage.

[coleslaw]

If you supply the items that i requested, you will no longer feel like a private but you will, however, feel like a commander, or soon enough, a captain!!

[AJ]

i'll trade the AJ name and status for a $15 amazon GC!

[hapoo]

Originally posted by coleslaw
I'll trade my commander ranking for a new P3 1GHz and motherboard. any inquiries, please email me!

What was all that talk about only having a 600mhz cpu (i think) to leave to me when you kill yourself.

[coleslaw]

It was a 500 MHz sillyhead... and I want to receive a 1 GHz CPU in return for my rank. Don't worry hapoo, I wouldn't cheat you honey!

[hapoo]

Originally posted by coleslaw
It was a 500 MHz sillyhead... and I want to receive a 1 GHz CPU in return for my rank. Don't worry hapoo, I wouldn't cheat you honey!

Thanks hehe j/k

[coleslaw]

alright, you're gonna have to throw in a geforce 2 ultra card since i am a captain now! email me if you're at all interested in making this deal happen!

[att]

time for a dose of reality

[att]

[jstreet]

Originally posted by gotmilk
I know that, its just that I feel like a private now and i'm beyond that stage.

Oh, thanks for clarifying. For awhile there, you sounded completely and totally absurd and nonsensical.

[AmRivlin]

I will step down as the SEP for 1 million pennies. Riiiight. Please direct all inquiries to my secretary LPM, he takes care of my desk work.

[renots]

...to not being a ensign you are with every post[/yoda]

;0)

[AmRivlin]

SEP is a high ranking posistion. It was developed by some great mind @ Apex. By the way LPM let me know if some one deposits 1 million pennies into my account, Oh and if they do could you go in on Sunday and double count, um that would be great!