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    Woman does 'mouth-to-beak' to save chicken

    Associated Press ARKADELPHIA, Ark. -

    Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.

    Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but that she was interested to see if she "still had it."

    "I breathed into its beak, and its dad-gum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. "I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm.'"

    Morris said she was pleased to find that the bird she saved was an "exotic," and not just an ordinary chicken.

    The chicken is called Boo Boo, because she is easily frightened. The family thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

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    People actually say dad-gum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cubsfan
    People actually say dad-gum?
    Only really weird people, like the type that would attempt CPR on a chicken.

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    That's really clucked up.


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    dad-gum....i think i heard someone use that word today at work

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladyluck
    dad-gum....i think i heard someone use that word today at work
    You should keep them away from any livestock you might own...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cubsfan
    People actually say dad-gum?
    Coach Bobby Bowden of Florida State uses it all the time....


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnymk
    Associated Press ARKADELPHIA, Ark. -

    Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.
    There's more invisible text:

    "...and then she subsequently died from bird flu..."
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

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    Sense of compassion."

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