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    What does a kiss taste like?

    A teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy
    to
    do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
    mouth
    and
    asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy.
    "Okay,
    I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
    before
    he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room
    yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass."



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    Funny!

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    i really wanted to answer the question.

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    haha, i liked that one...

    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    i really wanted to answer the question.
    well, i will. a kiss tastes like Mr. Pibb and Red Vines.
    "I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freelance Superhero
    a kiss tastes like Mr. Pibb and Red Vines.
    i.e. Crazy Delicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    The truth is, anyone can be a wolf in sheep's clothes. Except maybe Hillary. That's a wolf in a slightly less attractive wolf's clothing.

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    According to Rain Man, a kiss tastes "wet".

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    i think they taste like candy.

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