Andy Milonakis - A 29 Year Old With the Persona of a Demented 16 Year old High on Twinkies
The name Andy Milonakis invokes an image of an obnoxious 16 year old who looks like he’s had his share of Twinkies growing up and has not quite caught on to the fact that plaid flannel shirts have been out since the early nineties.
However, this perception is partially wrong. Andy Milonakis is not 16- The dude’s actually 29 years old! And College Wit is Not Pulling this out of our ass- Both the IMDB and the Birth Data Base verify that Andy Milonakis was born in 1976!
Andy Milonakis began his “career” as a minor internet star, shooting random videos of himself and posting them on the internet until he hit it big on the internet with His Superbowl Is Gay video featured here.
Many feel that the super bowl video launched him into stardom and was the ultimate precursor to him scoring his self titled ‘The Andy Milonakis Show’ on MTV.
While some of us are still in a conundrum over how someone of such lacking physical attractiveness whose humor manifests itself in everything from the stupid to the pointless could score a show on MTV, the answer lies in the black and white credits at the end of the show.
If you take note, you’ll read that Jimmy Kimmel is one of the creators of the Andy Milonakis show as well as one of the producers. (Note: a producer is one who gives money for a show to air, so without this dude, there is no show).
Interestingly enough, a “Jonathan Kimmel” presumably a relative of Jimmy Kimmel is also listed as an Executive Producer of the Andy Milonakis show.
College Wit’s point is that Jimmy Kimmel is related to Andy Milonakis! The dude got his show because of whom he is related to. That’s right- Andy Milonakis’ success is a product of nepotism rather than any profound natural talent!
While such blatant nepotism may undermine the value of quality television and entertainment, College Wit has just one very important observation to make in ANDY’S DEFENSE: How much ASS do you think an Overweight 29 year old Loud Mouth who has the face and the voice of a demented 16 year old actually scores?
YEAH, NOT MUCH IF ANY.
SO just be happy you’re young, not too physically imploded and look your age.