View Poll Results: How would you describe yourself religiously?

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  • Catholic / Episcopal

    11 26.19%
  • Protestant (Presbyterian, Baptist, Lutheran, etc)

    14 33.33%
  • Jewish

    1 2.38%
  • Muslim

    1 2.38%
  • Morman (Later-Day Saints, etc.)

    0 0%
  • Athiest

    6 14.29%
  • Agnostic

    6 14.29%
  • Other (please describe)

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Thread: Do you ascribe to a certain religion?

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    Do you ascribe to a certain religion?

    This is just a quick informal poll. Not meant to start a flame war or anything.

    Also, these choices are not meant to be all inclusive. I just hit some high points. Please forgive me if I left out yours.
    Last edited by TruckStuff; 03-04-2006 at 06:40 AM.
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    i'll happily worship any trickster god or goddess of fertility, music, or intoxication. kokopelli... loki... you get the idea

    i've got a special place in my heart for any with serious style points, too... like thor. dumb as a box of rocks and goes all-out when he dresses in drag.
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    i'm am what most call a hethen. atheist
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    Many of you guys are in San Diego, right?

    Do any of you go to The Rock church? (I have some fam that does)


    Oh yeah...Evangelical (that's your "etc" )
    Five years...

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    I belong to the church of Kim. I am thankful for what I have, help others when ever I can, I treat others the way I want to be treated. I see my god in the Stars at night, on a sunny day in the mountains, and in the laughter of my children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim
    I see my god ... in the laughter of my children.
    me too that's what i get for choosing loki and kokopelli...
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    I consider this poll flawed. You list many religions, then throw in some denominations. You should have just put "Christian" as a choice, and I would gladly vote.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    I'm Stanish of the house of indecision.

    I enjoy going ro church to listen to the words of "God" for "She" has many beliefs that I believe are great and I should apply to my life. (I usually leave when the youth group notices me and tries to get my phone number.)

    I listen with open ears at Buddhist lecture masses (although some may argue that Buddhism is a philosophy and not a religion, nevertheless it's a critical part of Stanism.) for it helps me practice self control. It was particularly helpful when my cholesterol level was getting out of hand.

    I no longer seek wisdom from the Amish for my electricity is now included in my rent.

    Most of all, I am an atheist when I err, for I believe I am the only one that should be responsible for my actions. This, I must say, is the hardest part of my religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TruckStuff
    This is just a quick informal poll. Not meant to start a flame war or anything.
    Well, sure...Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markel
    I consider this poll flawed. You list many religions, then throw in some denominations. You should have just put "Christian" as a choice, and I would gladly vote.
    Well I can't edit the poll once its posted, but I intentionally listed Catholics and Protestants seprately. If they are the same thing, what did the Reformation accomplish?
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    I'm a devout agnotic. I am absolutely sure that I don't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TruckStuff
    Well I can't edit the poll once its posted, but I intentionally listed Catholics and Protestants seprately. If they are the same thing, what did the Reformation accomplish?

    Yes, but Catholics are about as Christian as you can get. Original, stocked with other books in the archives, and followers of the gospels. Why separate them?

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    to make people complain about it?
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    Satanist. I guess I fall under 'other'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Houdini
    Yes, but Catholics are about as Christian as you can get. Original, stocked with other books in the archives, and followers of the gospels. Why separate them?
    Because I don't consider Catholics to be Christians (in the evangelical sense), and its my poll?
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    HEY!.since we Catholics are far better than any other religion-I DEMAND a poll choice all of our own *chases those pesky Episcopalians away with a broom*..
    (yes, this is sarcasm-please no flaming, you'll get that anyway for not being Catholic and all going to hell when you die)

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    wow, more than a third of people here don't believe in god. Kinda surprising

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    No... about 1/6 doesn't believe in god. Man, and I thought my math sucked.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim
    I belong to the church of Kim. I am thankful for what I have, help others when ever I can, I treat others the way I want to be treated. I see my god in the Stars at night, on a sunny day in the mountains, and in the laughter of my children.

    alright we have a Sheilaist among the ranks.

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    be careful it's a dangerous path...

    Quote Originally Posted by ArkiStan
    I'm Stanish of the house of indecision.

    I enjoy going ro church to listen to the words of "God" for "She" has many beliefs that I believe are great and I should apply to my life. (I usually leave when the youth group notices me and tries to get my phone number.)

    I listen with open ears at Buddhist lecture masses (although some may argue that Buddhism is a philosophy and not a religion, nevertheless it's a critical part of Stanism.) for it helps me practice self control. It was particularly helpful when my cholesterol level was getting out of hand.

    I no longer seek wisdom from the Amish for my electricity is now included in my rent.

    Most of all, I am an atheist when I err, for I believe I am the only one that should be responsible for my actions. This, I must say, is the hardest part of my religion.

    and more Sheilaism!!
    Last edited by clutchy; 03-05-2006 at 11:39 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    LK was treated unfairly

    thanks X

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    clutchy: knock it off. at least have the class to not insult other people as they are having a pleasant discussion about their religions. yes... calling it "dangerous" is insulting. i know you're trying to help, and that's cool, but what you need to realize is that everybody already knows what someone with your particular set of beliefs is going to have to say about it... and we made our own decisions. so, when the topic at hand is an invitation for others to talk about their religions, which are every bit as important to them as yours is to you, some respect and restraint is in order, despite your certitude.
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    I think Buddhism is neither philosophy nor religion.

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    i know this will surprise many of you, but. . . i am Catholic. i was raised Catholic and i maintain those beliefs. that makes 7 of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    I think Buddhism is neither philosophy nor religion.
    it is neither... and both... it is everything ... and nothing... we are all one...

    sounds about right
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    i know this will surprise many of you, but. . . i am Catholic. i was raised Catholic and i maintain those beliefs. that makes 7 of us.
    peace be with you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    I think Buddhism is neither philosophy nor religion.
    Actually, its both. Or even better, they are both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oblongmelon
    peace be with you..
    and also with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by molecularfire
    No... about 1/6 doesn't believe in god. Man, and I thought my math sucked.
    my math doesn't suck, i lumped athiests with agnostics. you know, the heathens as yoss likes to call it j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by hapoo
    my math doesn't suck, i lumped athiests with agnostics. you know, the heathens as yoss likes to call it j/k
    athiesm and agnosticism are VERY different.
    yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hapoo
    my math doesn't suck, i lumped athiests with agnostics. you know, the heathens as yoss likes to call it j/k

    actually, he called himself a hethen.
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    Agnostic. I believe that most org religions have just altered the real meaning to suit their own agendas.

    What is the real meaning? You have to decide that for yourself (IMO).

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