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  1. 03-31-2006, 09:07 AM #1
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    In the history of commercial enterprise, have they ever honored this offer???

    if we can't match their deal, we'll give it to you for FREE!!!


    yeah...like the dude is going to say, "crap. i can't match the deal. it's yours man. "

    i get so sick of those commercials. are there that many stupid people out there that are actually impressed with this line?
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    I feel the same way for the car deals. If we can't match the competitors price will give you $5000 cash. Of course they are going to match it...they lose even more if they didn't.
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    i don't even advertise that at my business, then again i don't match prices
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    i don't even advertise that at my business, then again i don't match prices
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    Is that your "double back" guarantee?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Is that your "double back" guarantee?
    baby got double back

    Quote Originally Posted by Burzhui
    i don't even advertise that at my business, then again i don't match prices
    a good business such as yours should get all the advertising it needs from word of mouth.
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  7. 03-31-2006, 12:33 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Is that your "double back" guarantee?

    That made me literally laugh out loud. That was some funny stuff. I thought his record was skipping.
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  8. 03-31-2006, 01:54 PM #8
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    I like the car dealerships that say "ALL CREDIT APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED!!"

    Of course they'll accept the application, but it doesn't mean you're gettin' any money!!
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  9. 03-31-2006, 04:41 PM #9
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    In the same vein, how about the used car radio ads that rave about their spectacular, one-weekend-only prices. "No negotiation necessary!" Yeah. Right. You're saying I just hand you a blank check, close my eyes and grab my ankles?
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  10. 04-01-2006, 03:54 AM #10
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    how about.. i'll pay off your debt, not matter how much you owe...

    yea.. right
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