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    18 year old breasts...

    A woman was at home, happily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

    The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

    "Your name never came up," she replied.

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    hee hee hee. i had to read it twice to get it.
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    oh snap

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    Ha, Ha.

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    funny!

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    Very funny

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    That was good =)

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    Pretty funny
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    I had higher expectations for this thread based on the title.

    But the joke was funny!

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    lol that was good!
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    A Wise man once said... This thread is useless without pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffbx
    I had higher expectations for this thread based on the title.
    i was looking forward to pitcures of said 18 year old breasts
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    hahaha made me laugh a bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffbx
    I had higher expectations for this thread based on the title.

    But the joke was funny!
    It was funny but I expected pictures.

    Quote Originally Posted by hapoo
    A Wise man once said... This thread is useless without pics

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    Good one!

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