The Bathtub

[Markel]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug ... Do you want a room with or without a view?"

[Hiro]

Nice one.

[nickel]

i chuckled

[KIISQueen]

[Butch]

heh . . . I was thinking "pull the plug" . . . glad I don't need a room just yet!

[MJordanash]

haha, I thought bucket. I'd like a room with padded walls and a nice view.

[DarkFury]

That's just dirty... but yet a normal person would just take a bath and be clean.


Oh well.. off to the asylum with you!!!

[dougadam]

That was funny , i will share it with my friends.

[Paymaster]

I thought... "why the hell am I emptying your bathtub? Do it your d*mn self!"

I don't know what that makes me...

[MJordanash]

I thought... "why the hell am I emptying your bathtub? Do it your d*mn self!"

I don't know what that makes me...

Smart

[Sirrich3]

:-)

[Freelance Superhero]

my first impulse would have been to pee in it and dare him to institutionalize me.

[Houdini]

A woman calls the dairy to order milk to take a milk bath. She asks for enough to fill her bathtub. The dairy guy asks, "pasteurized?" She replies, "no, just up to my t!t$.

[bachviet]

Good one